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[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My interpretation:

If you're bisexual, it's about presented gender. If you're pansexual, it's about equipment.

[–] velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bisexual: attracted to those of their own gender and different genders

[–] xzinik@feddit.cl 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 9 hours ago

I'm bisexual so I really only feel qualified to assert that definition.

I believe that pansexuals are attracted despite gender. I dunno, I can't tell the difference between the two. I'm just old and bisexual feels like it fits better for me.

[–] plutopos@lemmy.zip 52 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A bisexual is a pansexual who's had enough of kitchen jokes

[–] bingrazer@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Would a pansexual be a bisexual who's had enough shopping jokes?

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 days ago

No. But of Bicycles.

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[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 days ago

i'm east coast bi west coast pan, because what the words mean are different on opposite sides of the US

[–] BartyDeCanter@piefed.social 115 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (31 children)

Bisexual - You’re over 35

Pansexual - You’re under 35

Omnisexual - You’ve spent way more time thinking about your sexuality than getting laid

Demisexual - You’re way more queer than you’re ready to admit.

Sapiosexual - You’re a straight guy trying to impress the cute barista by seeming cool and intellectual. You are failing. Or you are a woman on a dating app trying to stop the endless flood of low-effort “sup” introductions. You are also failing.

Edit: Forgot one!

Heteroflexible - Willing to touch someone of the same gender sorta sexually for an audience if you think it means you’ll get a threesome later.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 36 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Flexisexual - you'll take what you can get

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[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 11 points 3 days ago

I thought pansexual was where you had the legs of a goat, played a little reed flute, and got off on being generally mischievous.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Huh, I've only ever heard women describe themselves as sapiosexual

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[–] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I'm old and refused to claim a flag when they were presented.

I just tell people that "I'm independent, but occupied" or I ask them why they are so concerned about my penis, depending on the manner in which the question was asked.

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[–] Fedegenerate@fedinsfw.app 31 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (8 children)

I learned long ago whether someone told me they were pan or bi, it took absolutely zero effort on my part to accept and agree with them.

Sure you're bi/pan, but are you a unicorn, because my fiancée and I really like your vibe.

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[–] Planchette_Phantom@lemmy.zip 57 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (27 children)

To be fair, pansexuality is under the umbrella of bisexuality. What makes it more confusing is that there is no rule saying that bisexuals must only be attracted to 2 genders. Nor is there a rule stating that a bisexual must care about the gender of their partner.

Edit: bisexual is a very old term, but it does not strictly refer to only two genders.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 33 points 3 days ago (15 children)

Doesn't the name imply only two?

[–] purplerabbit@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 hours ago

A master, and an apprentice.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 63 points 3 days ago (13 children)

No it implies once every other week

Wait

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[–] Semjeza@fedinsfw.app 62 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The "bi" is for both homosexual and heterosexual relations. Not gender itself.

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[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 45 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sure but it can be interpreted as "people who share my gender" and "people who do not share my gender."

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....bi means 2.

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[–] QualifiedKitten@discuss.online 40 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I just like the bisexual flag colors better.

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[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 5 points 2 days ago

Pansexuals just over thought it tbh

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 47 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Being a lover of cast iron cookware, I identify as pansexual.

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[–] trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 days ago (3 children)

The difference is that the pans got the better flag colors.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

hell nah, the only reason why i don't call myself pan is because the flag colours are ugly

late sunset over a deep ocean vs printer toners

[–] StarryPhoenix97@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Looks like the same ocean to me. Its just a different time of day.

[–] uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hell nah! I use the bi label specifically because of the colors! (And because more people immediately unterstand what it means)

[–] cmbabul@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 days ago

It was recently pointed out to me that an outfit I have been rocking for years makes it look like I’m trying to be a walking bisexual flag: pink button up over a purple tank top with blue shorts. This was by coincidence do but I love those colors so I was fully prepared to die on the hill that it was the superior flag.

But after refreshing my memory, you right the pan flag looks like three flavors of ice cream stacked atop each other

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Wait, wait, wait, pansexual is when you have a love for wide screen photography, right?

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[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 10 points 3 days ago (7 children)

I just thought pansexuals didn't exclude furries.

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