uniquethrowagay

Different enough that I'm fine with thoroughly wiping my ass. That's hardly "having shit smeared all around". I'm regularly under the shower and that's good enough for me.

My butthole is very different from my face and I hope that is true for everyone else as well

Every KDE distro can do all of these except whatever adjusting kernel parameters means? I don't know how to do any of this in the command and I've been using Linux for 8 years.

I use it to slowly turn the lights on 20 minutes before my alarm goes off. It's great fun

People are usually talking about private computers. Of course you can't simply switch your employers OS.

I work in IT (almost exclusively Windows) and have been using Linux on my private machines for 8 years now. I barely know anything about the command line. I don't have to be a Linux nerd because it just works with the GUI. (KDE Plasma. Can't speak for other DEs)

Smack me in the forehead with a chain

I've been licking the walls of her anus.

I see it the other way around. Respect can be lost.

Treating people with respect is my standard setting. I may stop that if they lose my respect.

If there is any paper trail at all, they stand no chance in court. They wouldn't be the first American company learning that the hard way in Europe.

Also Stormseeker

Ed Balls