I've only sent a handful of emails to IT over the years while working here:
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Hello, AutoCAD says I don't have a license
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Hello, I forgot my phone - can you get me into my laptop?
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(Literally the next day) Hello, I forgot my phone again...
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Hello, my laptop battery is dead, can I have a new one?
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Hello, can you please set my Teams profile picture to the attached photo of 8 HOT DOGS in Brine?
There's no way this isn't a parody, right?