Pontiac Trans Sport (1990)

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Pontiac Trans Sport (1990)

The dust buster van. Them things used to be EVERYWHERE, I don't remember the last time I've seen one in person. Did they all get cash for klunkered?
I think they may have all exploded or just rusted down to the tires. I rode in one as a kid because my friends parents had one. Compared to my family car it was so cool. That front angle, it was like a space ship. I was very jealous of my friend. It seems sill now.
They just fell apart. The plastic body meant no rust (I think the roof was steel though)!
Seriously, everything inside just started falling apart after 10 years. Dash, seat belt winders, door panels fell off, radio buttons just caved in, etc. and ours lived a fairly pampered life.
I spent a good deal of my childhood in one. The 3.1L V6 was a dog and the 3 speed transmission meant kicking down was an event and the mileage was terrible. Dad always wished he held out for the 3.8L and 4 speed in '92.
Condolences
it has so many cool design features that it's amazing how shitty it looks when you see one irl.
Friend in high school had one of these. We referred to it as "The Shuttlecraft"
I always liked the AMC Gremlin, my friend had one in high school and it was fun-ugly.

Isuzu vehicross. It's got stretched proportions in all the wrong places, and yet, I dig the weirdness.
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Looks like an inflatable!
Right? It looks like when you make a custom RPG character and just min max all the facial feature sliders for funny effect.
Looks like it'd be right at home home in Rocket League!
i absolutely LOVE these.
The Snoot Droops
The Kalashnikov CV-1. I would have bought one of those in a heartbeat if it hadn't been a concept car.

They were just playing with Moskvich Kombi design, and wow those rims are ugly

I learned to drive on that fucker
Kinda reminds me of the cars from that 90s Romeo and Juliet movie:
I mean, I won't lie, Nemo's car from League of Extraordinary Gentlemen has potential:

i actually really like the look of the original ford ka with the plasnic bumpers. especially the cabriolet version:

the fiat multipla is of course the classic contender:

and then there's the REVAi, better known as the G-Wiz:

it looks like a real-life choro-Q car!
and a personal favourite, which i don't think is even a bit ugly, it's just a marvel of design: the europe-only version of the 2006 honda civic.

literally no bad angles.
The Multipla justifiably gets a lot of hate, but it had great visibility, and seats six (three front seats rather than two).
It really is fugly though.
The Multipla is the one I immediately pictured but I did not know the name
I've never even heard of the Dodge Copperhead, but I'm with you.
It is hideous, Pontiac Aztek levels of ugly
It's definitely something of a "butter face" for sure.

Much better! 😆
I do think the Aztek is ugly as sin but I did think they looked kind of cool/cyberpunk.
Yeah, that back looks much closer to the Pontiac Solstice, which I always thought was a good looking car. I knew a retired guy with one who’d lied about his age during WWII and wound up ferrying aircraft. He was a firecracker when you’d get to talking with him and it seemed like a fun car.
I love the Isuzu Mysterious Utility Wizard.
First off, amazing name, who the fuck named this? Secondly, the design is amazing. So so compact. It looks stupidly goofy and I love it. Just like someone took the design of a regular pickup truck, opened it in blender and scaled one axis. Marvellous. I also have no idea what the use case of it would be since its small which makes it even better ❤️


Dodge Caliber
The looks aren't as bad as the fact that it's a dodge.
Daihatsu Midget II.
A Japanese kei-truck. It's ugly but oh-so-functional. I like function over form.

I love that!

Range Rover Evoque Convertible. It was so pointless but I still found it fun. Almost got one used but there was another car I wanted for the same price and I couldn’t justify it.
Having worked as a Heavy Line tech for Land Rover on these things, you made a good call.
I like the box/toaster cars (Kia Soul, Honda Element, etc.). Vertical trunk space is underrated. What’s the point of a deep trunk when the hatch door slants so low.
I drove a Kia Soul for a number of years. I'm 6'2 and I was always impressed how comfortable I was in it. I once took three coworkers to lunch, one of whom was 6'7", and while I won't claim everyone had room to spare, it was still a way better experience than much larger cars I've driven. They made fun of me for driving a hamster mobile, but it was always the first choice for lunch because I could park that thing anywhere.
Subaru XT (Alcyone or Vortex in some markets).
I owned one of these. The aerodynamics were great for a 1980s car. It even had purely mechanical flush door handles, which modern car designers could learn from.
Look, fuck Nazis and Elon but I repeat myself. And there is a lot wrong with the vehicle overall. But I really don't hate the cybertruck's aesthetic.
It's ok to be wrong sometimes
It definitely is... Unique... I can give it that. Personally I prefer my unpainted stainless vehicles to look a little more DMC than Tesla, but I cannot deny it has a brutalist-esque aesthetic that catches the eye.
Have you ever seen one in person? It's like it was put together by a three year old.
never bought one but I always liked the Plymouth pt cruiser's look.
also Chevy HHR got a lot of hate but I thought it was neato.
Edit.. well I meant the SSR from Chevy, but misremembered as the pt cruiser wannabe HHR, my bad
The Plymouth Prowler was stupid, fugly, but kinda awesome.
I see a sidewinder in the background too. That was always my favorite of their concepts in that era.
I think the Lamborghini LM002 might be the bad looking darling of my childhood.
Or the Bizzarini BZ-2001 concept. I had a poster on my wall.
See, I think that the Sidewinder genuinely looked good, for the time. Make it a bit more square and the front end could easily fit into modern designs aesthetics.
The LM-002 has always been my favorite offroad truck. It was designed as a military vehicle, and I feel it looks better in a camo livery than painted for the road. I feel the same about H1 Hummers too.
That Bizzarini is something nasty though. Probably one of their uglier designs, but I think the Bizzarrini Kjara takes the cake for ugliest in their catalog:

I always liked the first gen Nissan Juke. The styling was the right kind of odd for me, and I thought it was kinda cool that you could get it with a maunal on the front wheel drive models. They did the split headlight thing better than the Pontiac Aztek imo. (tho that car did have a minifridge in it, which the Juke did not lmao). Idk if they were any good to own long term tho. Apparently there are 3 Juke-R's out there in the wild somewhere, where Nissan crammed the GT-R engine into it lmao
Objectively ugly is almost an oxymoron, but, the multipla comes as close as it gets by violating damn near every design principle I ever learned lol.
And I like it because it defies conventional design paradigms in favor of practicality and ended up being iconic in its own way. If they were to be available here in the states, as a hybrid or electric, and didn't engage in the fuckery with transmitting everything you do, I'd actually prefer one over many prettier options.
Citron Cactus. I have such bad tastes in cars that I now won't own one knowing what I buy with be a dog
Citron = 🍋
Citroën 🌵:

I don't hate the look of it. I think they took a bold risk with the style, making the car stand out. The point, I think, was to make the door scratch and bump resistant. I think many are turned off by the plastic-y, cheapo look.