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I have this one for sale:

It's not great for the regular 9-to-5, but it's pretty handy for after-hours stuff.

It is hard to have a "better or worse" conversation" about something subjective, like an element of art.

For what it's worth, I like that version a lot more than the Travis or Ford ones. Thanks for sharing it.

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Thank you for your time and consideration in this matter.

Very Respectfully,

Tooth

(Sent from my Hitachi personal massager)

What's a better version?

This is the best version I've heard. Thanks!

Do we really want to know?

Abed, stop being meta! Why do you always have to take whatever happens to us and shove it up its own ass?

Can confirm. Our corgis are significantly more dangerous than I am. Doubly, so if they think you might try to clip their nails.

"Ugh. Why is this machine always sticky?!"

Who controls the past,’ ran the Party slogan, ‘controls the future: who controls the present controls the past.'

What's the power source?

Dean Dangerous was renown across the globe and throughout the epochs for his bravery, intelligence, dashing good looks, and crime-solving skills. By day, he was the humble leader of Greendale Community College, the best school in the entire world.

But by other days, he was the foremost expert on interdimensional crime solving and other spy stuff for the United Government of Earth.

On this particular day, he wore both hats. Neither of which were borrowed from his sister.

Amazing. Thank you.