orbituary

Sure. Nothing makes me want to brush my teeth more than smearing chicken-flavored caulk from a tube onto my teeth.

When you are rich, you don't have to answer to anybody. You can be your true insane self.

Cheese on fish? Wtaf.

Yes.

It's cool. The Lemmy dogpile started and I'll be buried in a figurative hole soon.

They don't believe in it because it's crazy. They believe in it because they are crazy.

Nobody said it wasn't good.

Homie has no taste, nor will ever get one. They look good.

*screwdrivers.

Every time someone uses an apostrophe to make a word plural, a tribble dies.

Freedom to practice my religion.

I have a job requirement to have mine on me. Having two would make it annoying. Your situation is envysome.