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omg they made lemmy political

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[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 125 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)
[–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 59 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 73 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Master Chief is intentionally never shown without his pants because he's transmasc w/o and marketing hides it to preserve sales.

Don't fall for it. Demand video game developers start proving their masculine heroes are cis men.

[–] jontree255@lemmy.world 61 points 2 months ago

slams desk get me pictures of Master Chiefs dick

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I mean, there was the horrible show. (Censored because I don't want to deal with the spoiler command thing)

[–] WFloyd@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Get_Off_My_WLAN@fedia.io 23 points 2 months ago

Reporting for booty

[–] rainwall@piefed.social 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Thats just ass. If they dont show full frontal cock swinging dickery, its clear they are just part of the trans agenda.

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[–] Mardukas@lemmy.world 61 points 2 months ago (14 children)

"Bisexual lighting" is a phrase I never thought I'd read.

[–] ccf@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 46 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The example image is just Chef's kiss

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b7/Bisexual_lighting_skeleton.png/500px-Bisexual_lighting_skeleton.png

[–] socsa@piefed.social 9 points 2 months ago
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 2 months ago

Seems like every neon cyberpunk lighting, ever

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Damn, that's basically everything in the '80s

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[–] lath@piefed.social 8 points 2 months ago

Glayre flare

[–] Rose@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago

Next up: vagina bones.

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[–] TheRiskiestBiscuit@reddthat.com 43 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This just in!

The sky is gay!

That’s right folks, the sky is now gay!

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[–] SatansDaughter@piefed.blahaj.zone 38 points 2 months ago

signaling trans

look inside

bi flag

[–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 32 points 2 months ago (9 children)

All those colours are in the pride flag, therefore anything that's not black and white is woke gay propaganda /s

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 15 points 2 months ago

Pretty sure a lot of them would prefer white only.

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

nope, those are gay AF too!

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[–] BaraCoded@literature.cafe 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's too late anyway, he's looked at it, now the craving for peens will devour him from the inside!

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

"Well boys, the atmosphere is trans, we're breathing in the soystrogen right now... corrupting our precious bodily fluids... gonna be the last straight sunrise we ever experience... they gay bombed us, we've only got minutes untill we begin growing tits and ravenously fucking each other to death."

... I feel like something approximating that either already is or could be a red vs blue skit.

sigh these guys really just need to suck a cock and get it out of their systems.

[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

we've only got minutes untill we begin growing tits and ravenously fucking each other to death.

I can think of worse ways to go.

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[–] TerdFerguson@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

Incomprehensible to me how stupid you would have to be to be able to shit out such a malformed and worthless thought for the sake of getting upset at something completely imaginary.

The internet sucks.

[–] CombatWombat@feddit.online 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What in the bi erasure is this idiocy?

[–] jontree255@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It’s like this dude forgot that Purple is like, the Covenant’s primary color.

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 20 points 2 months ago

Pffft gay ass Covenant

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Bi erasure? This is bi manufacture.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Master chief has always been trans, that is to say transhuman. Also I'm pretty sure the dudes ace and is romantically involved with Cortana in some way my autistic ass can't quite comprehend.

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[–] ech@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Checked the account thinking it was maybe satire, but nope - just a vile ragebaiter. People can seriously suck.

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[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 21 points 2 months ago

Master Chief, wake up! They rainbowed fucking Reach Master Chief

The Turning Red panda upset.

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Theu are adding three new missions in this new game, in the last one Master Chief os coming out as a trans. Mistress Chief will be the protagonist in the new remakes in the future.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)

This guy is definitely gay, and TERRIFIED of anyone finding out.

[–] orioler25@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I get the joke, but I'm getting tired of people behaving as though all these people just so happen to also be queer because "haha they don't want to be called gay and insecure." Like, gay men are the most likely group within the queer community to turn traitor because of their socioeconomic privilege, but it perpetuates this idea that queer people are only ever threatened by each other and not a system that functions to eradicate them.

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[–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Subliminal Message!! They are brainwashing us to fuck each other 😱

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[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Itsy bitsy rainbow in the sky.

It's Halo.

Is this not just God keeping his promise not to Flood the earth again? Who's the heretic now?

[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago

Tell me you are in the closet without telling me you are in the closet.

[–] karashta@piefed.social 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

This dude should touch grass.

I can't imagine searching this hard for stupid shit to be angry.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Touching grass might involve seeing a sunrise though, and that apparently might make him trans, therfore, touching grass is gay.

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[–] dwalin@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So much trans on the "truth and reconciliation" level

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[–] NoTagBacks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's only gaslighting if you're actually not crazy.

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Man this SmashJT chud is so fucking pathetic. He makes so much rage bait yet only gets 10k views per video.

[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Oh! They're re-releasing CE!

...didn't they do that already?

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago
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