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Master Chief is intentionally never shown without his pants because he's transmasc w/o and marketing hides it to preserve sales.

Don't fall for it. Demand video game developers start proving their masculine heroes are cis men.

"Bisexual lighting" is a phrase I never thought I'd read.

This just in!

The sky is gay!

That’s right folks, the sky is now gay!

signaling trans

look inside

bi flag

All those colours are in the pride flag, therefore anything that's not black and white is woke gay propaganda /s

It's too late anyway, he's looked at it, now the craving for peens will devour him from the inside!

"Well boys, the atmosphere is trans, we're breathing in the soystrogen right now... corrupting our precious bodily fluids... gonna be the last straight sunrise we ever experience... they gay bombed us, we've only got minutes untill we begin growing tits and ravenously fucking each other to death."

... I feel like something approximating that either already is or could be a red vs blue skit.

sigh these guys really just need to suck a cock and get it out of their systems.

Incomprehensible to me how stupid you would have to be to be able to shit out such a malformed and worthless thought for the sake of getting upset at something completely imaginary.

The internet sucks.

What in the bi erasure is this idiocy?

Master chief has always been trans, that is to say transhuman. Also I'm pretty sure the dudes ace and is romantically involved with Cortana in some way my autistic ass can't quite comprehend.

Checked the account thinking it was maybe satire, but nope - just a vile ragebaiter. People can seriously suck.

Master Chief, wake up! They rainbowed fucking Reach Master Chief

Theu are adding three new missions in this new game, in the last one Master Chief os coming out as a trans. Mistress Chief will be the protagonist in the new remakes in the future.

This guy is definitely gay, and TERRIFIED of anyone finding out.

Subliminal Message!! They are brainwashing us to fuck each other 😱

Itsy bitsy rainbow in the sky.

It's Halo.

Is this not just God keeping his promise not to Flood the earth again? Who's the heretic now?

Tell me you are in the closet without telling me you are in the closet.

This dude should touch grass.

I can't imagine searching this hard for stupid shit to be angry.

So much trans on the "truth and reconciliation" level

It's only gaslighting if you're actually not crazy.

Man this SmashJT chud is so fucking pathetic. He makes so much rage bait yet only gets 10k views per video.

Oh! They're re-releasing CE!

...didn't they do that already?