It's the large haddock collider.

I'm more confused about the fact that the salmon go in backwards

Blåhaj Blaster

Six fish enter! One fish leaves!

Proposed design for the Salmon Combiner Turbine.

Salmon Multiplexer

The Fish Cannon 2000 is a hydraulically, electrically, or pneumatically driven, six-barrel, water-cooled, electrically fired Gatling-style rotary cannon which fires fish caliber fish at an extremely high rate (typically 6,000 rounds per minute). The FC2k and its derivatives have been the principal cannon armament of United Fish States military fixed-wing aircraft for over forty years, as of the turn of century.

Each of the cannon's six barrels fires once in turn during each revolution of the barrel cluster. The multiple barrels provide both a very high rate of fire—around 100 fish per second—and contribute to prolonged weapon life by minimizing barrel erosion and heat generation. The average time between jams or failures is in excess of 10,000 fish, making it an extremely reliable weapon.

Fish Multiplier

This is just a screenshot of Factorio

Already has a caption:

A graphic of the Cle Elum fish passage helix - Washington State Department Of Ecology

https://www.knkx.org/environment/2026-05-13/fish-take-a-spin-at-cle-elum-dams-spiral-helix-yakama-nation

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Salmon Accelerator

Large Salmon Multiplier!

You use this to combine several C-tier fish into one B-tier fish, or split a B-tier fish into multiple C-tier ones. Or same with other adjacent tiers, though there's some additional inefficiency penalties with higher tiers.

It's pretty useful for compact setups where you need a specific tier of fish, but it's much more efficient to collect all types fish and implement some filtering logic to route them by tier to where they're needed.

Fish comes in, fish goes out, you can't explain that!

The all new Fish++ turns six backwards fish into just ONE, which is just so, so fishy.

Will this turbo fit in my Miata?

With the machine completed, the messiah had automated his primary task and was thus terminated for redundancy.

Multi storey reverse shark park garage

Six in the front, one in the back

The sharknado guard dissolves the sharknado by guiding the flying sharks into the inner screw structure, forcing them down and safely into the sea. A few perfectly placed sharknado guards can reduce a small to medium sharknado to a normal shark-less sub EF3 tornado, saving many lives in the process.

Salmon concentrator

The Jesus device increases fish output 600%. Patent pending.

Nvidia's new GPU cooler has an eco mode that doubles as a Salmon spa and amusement park. Warning, it doesn't fit in a standard ATX case anymore and will require an upgraded power supply.

Anti-Jesus fish uncertainty centrifuge.

Your boss's takehome; your takehome

the fish multiplier

EDIT: id like to correct my catastrophic misunderstanding of the above structure, as this is, in fact, a fish divider

Six-to-one fish condenser

Fishy distillery

My First Trackmania track