Tolookah

The GE app has a recipe generator that they've made slightly less bad recently. Unfortunately it doesn't seem to accept cyanide as an ingredient. It does accept wedding cake though...

Please note: this is the less bad version.

Business leaders don't want to work ~~anymore~~

Ah the old "we're locking you out, but how dare you lock us out" approach

Chrome is the new Internet explorer. (Literally I guess)

This is... The most accurate

Add in a 400k and you're better than most tolerances you can find

If you're breadboarding this, you've already lost

Ah well that's vote selling, something poor people do, and highly illegal.

Apparently I'm not alone in this. Though I don't think ours died, though we did give it away... Maybe it's the same machine, transferred several times until it finally found a floor that would finish the job.

If only he could count that high

I nominate you to be Greenland

As an engineer of today, I find it insulting that you would lower engineers throughout history to my level.