postnataldrip

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Leo Moracchioli's cover of Adele's Hello

I don't hate Adele's, but it's a song that I kind of allow to keep playing if it comes on. Leo's is one I actively choose to play.

Pitbald

Colonoscopy and gastroscopy make a spit roast, endoscopy is a term that covers procedures using an endoscope in general.

I know this because I tried to make a similar joke many moons ago to a family member who was working in endoscopy at the time, now I get to pass on the pedantry!

Thought they had duplicated the mug shot at first, then I realised he must have been beside himself

Having seen many a Russian dashcam video and thus being an expert on such matters, I believe the full title included it being in a Lada on any icy road but they had to trim it for length.

At this rate I'll be able to part out my homelab and pay off my mortgage soon

Needs GUD-BOI plates

I'm actually looking into processing software right now. Thanks Adobe! The list of options to consider just got a little shorter.

I asked my father in law if he minded me asking for his daughter's hand in marriage. We were already quite close and although I was confident in the answer I was still putting myself out there. It wasn't about ownership or anything like that, it was simply a nod to tradition and I know he appreciated the gesture.

He also loved being the first to know haha

I had no idea butterflies took such enormous shits.