kriz

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[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

But why do they have to back in?

‘Like a billionaire on acid’: Star Wars director Gareth Edwards comes out in favour of AI in c/enshitification@slrpnk.net
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 15 points 3 months ago

Wow, somehow Star Wars movies will become even worse.

This is the way? in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 8 points 3 months ago

Have you seen the movie before you commented? Maybe he is bringing his axes in for repair to an axe repair shop

Google Chrome silently installs a 4 GB AI model on your device without consent. At a billion-device scale the climate costs are insane. in c/fuck_ai@lemmy.world
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 16 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Anybody know a good guide for getting off of Google? It's woven into a lot of my phone

Rockstar Games QA Analyst Reveals Insane Overtime, Workdays Extending Till 3AM Amid GTA 6 Crunch in c/pcmasterrace@lemmy.world
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 78 points 3 months ago (8 children)

I dont understand the hurry. it's been over a decade since the last game who cares if this one comes out a few months late

‘Project Freedom’: U.S. military to free blockaded commercial ships in the Strait of Hormuz in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 months ago

I was wondering why they were announcing this

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[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 28 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Do I still need to pay my cc bill?!? Please respond it's due in 7 hours

That map is missing Alaska in c/TheShitpostOffice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 1 points 5 months ago

Big Boy America

Tide Of Tactics Is an Upcoming Medieval Strategy Game With Weather, Sieges, and PvP in c/strategy_games@piefed.world
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 2 points 5 months ago

Wow this sounds amazing!

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[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 5 points 6 months ago

Kill that dog he's trying to destroy the planet save us superheros

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[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 10 points 7 months ago

For this reason it seems closer to religion for me

Live: Man shot and killed by federal agents in Minneapolis this morning, police chief says" in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 1 points 7 months ago

Only if you are right wing

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Not me. (slrpnk.net)
 
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SLPT: Put your family on a subscription plan this Christmas (slrpnk.net)
 
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SLPT: Email grandmothers for constant cash flow (slrpnk.net)
 
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SPLT: You can also put a chip reader on your pocket and casually bump into people. (slrpnk.net)
 
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SLPT: Google how to do a different crime every single day. That way if you do commit a crime later in life, your search history won't give you away. (slrpnk.net)
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SLPT: Do all your criminal planning while swimming. Less chance of wires or electronic surveillance. (slrpnk.net)
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SLPT: Cover your hands with glue and let it dry. You now have the rough hands of a working man. (slrpnk.net)
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SLPT: If you are up too late, move your bed to the western most part of your house or apartment. (slrpnk.net)
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SLPT: If you buy a new clock or appliance, wait until noon to plug it in so you don't have to bother setting the time. (slrpnk.net)
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Feces is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. (slrpnk.net)
 
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SLPT: Floss can be rinsed and used again, just like your toothbrush (slrpnk.net)
 

Stop giving Big Floss your hard earned money. It is almost infinitely rewashable and reusable.

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SLPT: Glue a dead wasp to your hand to allow you hit your boss as hard as you want. (slrpnk.net)
 

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