MajorasTerribleFate

Until your company does this paperless, I'm out. Who wants to work for wasteful companies? 🙃

This is her maybe getting off the bus, saying "I just thought this was going to the mall..."

Your ADD person should consider getting a tankless water heater, financial resources permitting.

DX IW

DirectX Infinity War? I have no context for this, and of course I could look it up, but not doing so is more fun.

You could get 15% higher or more...

For many of us, our brains are rolling things around all day but not necessarily completing thoughts or doing anything useful with it. Then, stop focusing on screens or whatever and get into an environment that has little to no mental stimulation, and all that stuff comes crashing out of "the ether" (back of the mind) and assembling at wild speeds. It's called ADHD*.

*Obviously, there's more to ADHD than this kind of thing, and people with ADHD aren't the only ones who find time to think in the shower.

"It's not Trump."

"Okay, prove it!"

"UM... oh look, a squirrel!"

Nah, I already know the odds. Each time I lose, the chance of winning the next time goes up! Never fails!

I mean, who needs both their kidneys?

They were roommates