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TranscriptHere’s an example that Google’s Josh Woodward, VP of the Gemini app, Google Labs, and AI Studio, shared in a blog post about how Personal Intelligence can work. Google also put together a similar example in a video that I’ve embedded below:

For example, we needed new tires for our 2019 Honda minivan two weeks ago. Standing in line at the shop, I realized I didn’t know the tire size. I asked Gemini. These days any chatbot can find these tire specs, but Gemini went further. It suggested different options: one for daily driving and another for all-weather conditions, referencing our family road trips to Oklahoma found in Google Photos. It then neatly pulled ratings and prices for each. As I got to the counter, I needed our license plate. Instead of searching for it or losing my spot in line to walk back to the parking lot, I asked Gemini. It pulled the seven-digit number from a picture in Photos and also helped me identify the van’s specific trim by searching Gmail. Just like that, we were set.

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[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 141 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Working so hard to find a problem for the solution they've invented.

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 61 points 4 days ago (2 children)

And they are going to destroy even the tiniest amount of progress we have made in countering carbon emission climate change. All progress complelely gone because their datacenters will use 10x more energy than we did before in a time where we should be looking to reduce our energy spending.

They will literally destroy all of us for the sake of shortsighted billions to their already huge pile of billions.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 12 points 4 days ago

people are forgetting how insanely power-hungry daha centers running crypto and HPC was/is. nevermind that all DCs were already replacing their equipment every third year. ai dcs aren't magically more power-dense, so blocking the building of new ones goes a long way.

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[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

For some of the situations they put forward, if you just imagine that at one point they had a personal assistant do this for them in the past, then these stupid scenarios start to make more sense.

They think it's great because it replaced the only underling they ever directly interacted with and they assume that's going to work with all the other jobs

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[–] ech@lemmy.ca 75 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That screenshot is such pyscho behavior. "Our algorithm will access any and all data it can on you to answer your question, whether you ask it to or not! Isn't that great??"

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 18 points 4 days ago

I mean the reality is the major problem is that they already have all that data. This is just making you aware of the fact.

I remember probably 12 or 15 years ago my phone popped up a notification informing I'd last been at a restaurant I was in a year prior and would I review / update the info about it...

That's when I went and disabled location tracking (for whatever that's worth)

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 60 points 4 days ago (1 children)

i love people describing use cases for ai because it’s always like "a good use case for ai is incredibly niche situation that will happen to you like maybe once a year if we’re generous where a problem presents itself that could be solved very easily without ai"

[–] jtrek@startrek.website 29 points 4 days ago

Business idiots. The people making decisions about products are idiots out of touch with the day to day life of typical people.

[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 50 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Good thing the person working the tire counter wouldn’t be able to recommend tires or be able to look up the trim on your vehicle

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

But they might try to sell you something you don't need, unlike Gemini lmao

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[–] Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

So the AI deeply violates your privacy, then guesses everything based on that. Omg fuck no. Keep that photo scanning AI as far from any of my devices as possible. Fuck google for even thinking this is ok. Holly shit.

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[–] Shameless@lemmy.world 42 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Lol at the article, yes tyre shops are often extremely busy with very long lines and also the people in line would definitely not allow you the courtesy of taking 10 seconds to go check your number plate in the parking lot.

These AI use cases people demonstrate are so braindead.

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[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I hate when restaurants go the other way, with menus on your phone through a QR code. Obviously much more convenient than having a physical menu, which is why so many restaurants in the past printed their menus on tiny phone-screen sized booklets.

[–] Deebster@infosec.pub 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

QR code menus seemed to really take off when COVID was around, which made sense, but I guess restaurants got used to saving on printing costs and now they're here to stay.

[–] inquanto@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

The only time this makes sense, is if they have a whole digital order thing going, not saying that I like that, but then at least its consistent. What I hate most is if the fucking qr code is just a link to their website, and not even the menu section. Might as well have a sign on the table that says "just google it" or something...

[–] shani66@ani.social 27 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

That's... Not how getting tires works? You pull up to whatever garage you go to, ask to get your tires replaced, and it's done in a few minutes with literally no other input needed (if it goes smoothly anyway). Even if you're going to a weird corporate place they're going to check over your car instead of asking you anything.

[–] SpaceCadet@feddit.nl 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

with literally no other input needed

Wait, you just let them put on whatever they can get the highest margin on?!

There's a vast difference between different tire types in terms of stopping distance, wet handling, wear, road noise, comfort, ... When I walk into a tire place, you can bet I come prepared with a short list of tires that I'm willing to consider, and a pre-estimation of the price of those tires in my tire size.

Also, the tire size is literally just 3 numbers, and it's literally there on the tire. Why wouldn't you know that about your car?

[–] JadedBlueEyes@programming.dev 9 points 4 days ago

The expectation is they will put on the exact same brand and model of tires if they have it, and the closest equivalent of they don't.

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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I mean there are multiple different ways tires get replaced. My process involves taking the bad wheel off of my car and having a friend drive me to the shop. The tire guy looks up the specs on my tire and I tell him to put the cheapest possible replacement on it. He takes the wheel in the shop, performs his profane black magic ritual (I have no idea how tires go on wheels), and comes out with a shiny new tire attached to the dusty old wheel, that I then take home and slap on my car.

That said, there is no situation where you'd lose your place in line. Worst case scenario, the tire guy is going to walk out to your car with you to check what tires it needs

[–] GhostFace@lemmy.today 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Are there people out there that actually act like this?

[–] vagrancyand@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yes, watch any kick streamer.

[–] GhostFace@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Why would I want to watch that?

I barely watch streamers and I don't know much about kick, but isn't that where a lot of conservative streamers went?

[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 26 points 4 days ago (4 children)

The number of competent experts who are impressed by an LLM wielded in their qualified field is as vanishingly infinitesimal as legitimate and justifiable invocations of the term ‘AI’.

Those who have expressed the greatest enthusiasm for ‘AI’ are typically the farthest removed from actual, nuanced comprehension.

It’s a grift economy built on statistically luke-warm, vibe lobotomised corpses.

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[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 35 points 4 days ago

Wow the article, giving up that much info and privacy just for a stupid 5 second convenient. Tyre size is available on the sidewall, car number plate should be the thing you remember and commited to your memory or taken picture and then put it on "favorite", tyre brand and type should be recommended by the shop that sell them instead of Gemini. Billion dollar project for this dumbass tech and dumbass public is buying it. Next we throw away our critical thinking so billionaires can control us very easily.

[–] s38b35M5@lemmy.world 46 points 4 days ago

And there is no cost at all, ever, for this "assistant" that has full access to every aspect of our life. Free and without consequences forever!

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 18 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I've bought new tires from all sorts of places and people, and nobody ever asked for my license plate number. Is this an American thing?
In fact, these days, I simply order tires online and tell the company to deliver them to one of their many "partners," i.e. car repair shops. They notify me when the delivery is done, I leave the car there overnight and collect it the next morning. That's all there is to it.

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

No way in hell VP of Google was buying something, they have an army of slaves for that.

[–] TBi@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I’m in Europe and some places ask you for your license number to auto detect what car you have. Helpful for less car minded people.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Exceptionally useful for the kind of person who knows they have a 2019 Honda minivan, but can't for the life of them recall whether it's a Passport or an Odyssey

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[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 19 points 4 days ago (4 children)
[–] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Is Gronkh on the fediverse?

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[–] Sirence@feddit.org 20 points 4 days ago (2 children)

He doesn't know his own licence plate?

[–] Laricheard@lemmy.zip 10 points 4 days ago

He probably gets a new car every three months lol

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[–] Triumph@fedia.io 34 points 4 days ago (22 children)

Shit, I get pissed off when the menu is behind a QR code i have to scan.

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[–] M137@lemmy.today 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Met a dude like this at an after party a while back.
As soon as me and my friends came there this random dude had something out for me, never met him before, and I couldn't handle how much he was staring at me so I sat down and started talking to him. I'm a very unagressive person and shy away from even heated discussions, just wanted to see what the deal was and see if just talking would help the mood soften. Almost immediately he brings up the, then very current, thing about the EU voting about banning the words sausage, burger, filé etc. for non-meat products and he's fully on the side of that being a good thing. I don't agree but also never go into full on debate mode so I try to talk with him in an "interested about your views" way, ask about his experiences around it etc.
And I learn real quick that he's the kind of person who tries to find every single clumsy word choice, small hole in an argument and then goes on a completely uncalled for rant and personal attack through that. But I've learned to just continue doing what I do, I want to discuss and talk and not act like I'm superior and go for personal attacks. Of course he can't stand someone not getting angry or trying to do the same things back so after a bit he whips out his phone and says "Ok, let's as ChatGPT about these things" and I have never felt so much like bursting out in demeaning laughter as I did then. He sits there and literally just reads the answers he's been given from the obviously very skewed towards his view questions he's written. I just look at him and let him continue for a bit then stood him and say that I'm very much not ok with this, if you're gonna start a debate over something you should do that based on your knowledge and experiences, at the very most bring up a Wikipedia article but not a fucming AI chat bot. His answer is literally "I'm a junior lab assistant and have tech skills, I know that these answers are 100% correct and based on all available information online".
I couldn't even respond to that so I just say I need to take a leak and ask where the toilets are and actually went and joined some other random people, who were very nice to talk to and even discuss and debate things with.
After about an hour and a half some of them needed to go home so we go into the room where he was sitting and he's having the same fucking debate with two other dudes who are sitting there just as bewildered and annoyed as I was, I sit down next to them and join another conversation and the AI bot dude stands up, looks at us 3 he talked with like he's disgusted by our existence and just leaves.
So fucking weird, I actually feel sorry for him more than I dislike him. I hope he manages to climb out of that hole.

Sorry for the wall of text and certainly some spelling errors, gonna have to come back and format and correct stuff later tonight.

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[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Not knowing your own licence plate number is indicative of being out of touch. Normal people need to know it to operate many parking ticket machines, when paying their registration, car insurance, parking in hotel car parks.

I can imagine when you have assistants to do all this you might think it's a boon to have a digital assistant help you with basic world skills. Even just the arrogance of asking an LLM for tyre information instead of asking someone at the tyre shop.

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[–] criticon@lemmy.ca 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Knowing gemini it told him the wrong size of tires and it hallucinated the options and the plates

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The plate it probably got correct but from the wrong car and gave the correct tire size for the basic tires but you have the aluminum rims.

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[–] november@piefed.blahaj.zone 30 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Waiting for all the people who call Pizzacake's comics "strawmen" to flock to this post and do the same.

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 4 days ago

no you see it’s only wrong when a woman does it /s

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I just don't think her comics are very funny. She isn't really wrong but she is preaching to the choir a bit most of the time. That's why her comics get up voted so much.

That said half the comments in any pizza cake thread is people complaining about pizza cake so I don't really engage with them that much.

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[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

That blog post is pure hilarity.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I understand the point, but in a real situation in 2026, it's likely the restaurant has a qr code menu, and with respect, equally fuck that.

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[–] njordomir@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

Someone check Seattle FB Marketplace to see if he's selling 4 wrong-size tires yet.

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