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[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 269 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

"Here's why:"

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Is it because you're dumb?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 125 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's cause he's a bot account doing marketing for Anthropic

[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 44 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's to "Swan AI", so I assumed they were happy about the invoice because they're reselling that service to suckers for a lot more than that.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That phrase alone should land you in prison.

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 8 points 2 weeks ago

Sad hbomberguy noises

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With a four person team spending over a million annually (potentially) on AI tokens is morbidly stupid.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 218 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ech@lemmy.ca 122 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I would love another season or two of Silicon Valley to roast the latest techbro bullshit.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 57 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It was an incredibly prescient show, too

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Mike judge always delivers.

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[–] Rothe@piefed.social 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I think it would suffer from reality being so batshit insane that it would struggle to surpass it in any comedic way, just like The Onion these days.

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[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 160 points 2 weeks ago

My company has been jizzing themselves that our token usage has gone up.

I’ve never seen so many people rushing to add a middleman into their product dev.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 119 points 2 weeks ago

Tokenmaxxing

[–] Ramenator@lemmy.world 99 points 2 weeks ago

You could hire twelve senior engineers in Europe for that kinda money

[–] AlecSadler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 91 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's insane. A company I work at leverages AI heavily across sales, product, engineering, etc.

Company of 50ish.

Nobody I know at our size or smaller uses it as heavily as us. I realize that's subjective.

We're sub $20k/mo.

This person is not using a tool correctly. They're probably burning on inference. Probably inflated rules and context. Probably shipping slop and then fixing slop with slop. Absolute garbage.

[–] djmikeale@feddit.dk 37 points 2 weeks ago

From their website it looks like they're "reselling" so, that's my best guess as to why their bill would be so high

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 59 points 2 weeks ago

Man, if the robots tried to take over this guy would really just drop to his knees and suck robot dick, wouldn't he?

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 57 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Export the data, dissolve the LLC, leave the bill unpaid and start a new LLC using the data, repeat.

I don't think these AI companies have enough funding to take legal action without their part of the house of cards collapsing.

[–] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

This is the kind of snake eating its tail chaos I'm here for.

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[–] jeffep@lemmy.world 51 points 2 weeks ago

In my school, kids who said "I'm proud of an invoice" got kicked in the balls and it was good for them in the long run.

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 43 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

My company is going wild like this too. I mean, it makes sense - more AI use means code is being written faster and thus we’re making more money.

But they go weirdly quiet when devs ask if AI has actually been speeding up the time to get a finished product in front of customers. You know, the only metric you should care about?

[–] HarkMahlberg@kbin.earth 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's an... interesting correlation they're making, more code = more money. I know it's not you personally making that comparison, but man is it strange. That's a very business school way of thinking.

What good is "more code" from the LLMs, if I have to scrutinize it for bugs and vulnerabilities? More code only means more surface area, more points of failure. And of the AI I've tried, every single one writes far far far too much code. And all that time in code review, QA, user acceptance testing, that absolutely does not make the company more money - it costs them more money, in paying for labor. And it doesn't get the product to the end user faster anyway.

I'm just ranting and this a minor point, but speed is also not the only metric I would care about. I'd also care about making sure the user doesn't experience many bugs - preferably no bugs at all. The classic engineer's triangle still holds: "Fast, Cheap, and Good: choose 2." And AI seems to pick "Fast" twice. XD

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

More code only means more surface area, more points of failure. And of the AI I’ve tried, every single one writes far far far too much code. And all that time in code review, QA, user acceptance testing, that absolutely does not make the company more money - it costs them more money, in paying for labor. And it doesn’t get the product to the end user faster anyway.

Duh, just have the LLM do code review, QA, and testing for you! And then blindly ship it to production once that's done.

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[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, it makes sense - more AI use means code is being written faster

This AI you speak of - is it in the room with us right now? Because if you mean to say LLM slop machines, then "code is being written faster" does not imply the code is in any way useful.

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[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 41 points 2 weeks ago

But add another employee or 2, or God forbid increase benefits and they burn you at the stake.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 33 points 2 weeks ago

good business is when bankruptcy

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I use an LLM as a glorified search engine at work. Basically to search thousands of pages of documentation and tickets to get context before approving something. 2-3 prompts amounts to a dollar. Imagine doing that several times a day multiplied by thousands of employees (because everyone is mandated to use AI). And that’s a simple task, not even coding yet.

[–] Mocheeze@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Nice. I've been making various models create QR code generators that only work within a terminal. Then they collapse when I tell them to make the code hardened against exploits.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's 12 fairly decent engineers' salary

Is AI really 4x-ing productivity at his company? Even the optimistic estimates don't even have it as a 2x improvement

It's baffling to me that people who's entire career hinges on them displaying a level of extreme competence, just tell on themselves like this.

[–] kungfuratte@feddit.org 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's a company that sells 'AI' services to their customers. Most likely the major part of the 113,000 dollars is paid by those customers. They're basically resellers.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I really wanna see his reasoning

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[–] arcine@jlai.lu 20 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

You could have bought a small house with that kind of money 😅

[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In London, you might be able to buy a shed with that 😅

[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You lot can afford sheds?!

[–] Denalduh@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Look at this guy with shed money.

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[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 20 points 2 weeks ago

this whole industry is completely unsustainable

[–] SneakyWeasel@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Well every job i have worked at requires me to not use ai. Is this all private companies?

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

The company I work for (publicly listed) has granted company-wide access to Copilot, but requires users to complete a pretty extensive (2+ hour) training module before you’re able to use it.

Pretty obvious stuff like, don’t upload sensitive data, validate output etc. I just use it as a glorified search engine usually - validating function syntaxes etc., and also cot rewriting email to be less blunt.

Really comes down to whether companies have; no tech departments to stop employees from using AI, small departments that don’t want to deal with the headache, large departments capable of managing the rollout.

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[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah, you've just been lucky

What field you working in? I know some are more security conscious and don't allow AI for that reason (gambling, sports betting, banking)

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[–] motruck@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Mandatory: CEOe are like the village idiot who won the lottery. Don't listen to them and stop giving them a voice.

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[–] overkrill@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago

thats a lot of money for inherently Flaude Code

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