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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

This guy will be a US Congressman in 2 years.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Reading this gave me benereal disease in my computer parts.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Looks like someone forgot his meds and found a sharpie!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

By "forgot his meds" you mean "forgot to go to the doctor 30 years ago to get diagnosed so he could be prescribed them in the first place," right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

And by "forgot" you mean "couldn't affotrd,' right?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

Not at all, people believe in magic sky faires and put stickers on their car about it... Hell lots of cop cars abs court rooms have nonsense about said sky fairy on it. In bobo we trust .. Aside from scale, there's no real difference.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

People like this think computers and electronics are magic.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Yet still slightly less crazy than "Vote Trump".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I hate it when I get benereal disease on my benis.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Benerial desease is baginal

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

You must be addicted to dog

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Fug :-DDDDD god benereal disease :-DDDDDD

t. FrostyGaveman :-DDDD

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

if you are addicted to cat and dog you have a nano chip on your body

so thats what's causing it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Beep boop die.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Beautiful piece of music.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

take videos and photos of this truck and spread it on the Internet

This dude is giving mixed messages.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh you have a common beginner question. Let me clear it up with a simple diagram:

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's like a Dr Bronners bottle on bath salts.

Hmmm.... maybe they ate (smoked? Boofed?) bath salts in the bath while cleaning with Dr. Bronners.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If you want a real trip, look into the philosophies of the creators of modern cereals, like Kellogg. Shit like Raisin Bran, Grape Nuts, and hell even Graham Crackers were invented as part of this weird moralistic pseudoscientific health crusade nonsense going around at the time. It's pretty fucking weird.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

You forgot the OG: Corn flakes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

if you are addicted to cat and dog you have a nano chip on your body

Huh.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

i really wish we had a more robust mental healthcare system that could help people like this before they get to this point.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Do these people think they're convincing? Do they genuinely not see how crazy they look?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I'd bet money it's scitsophrenia, so no this person has no idea how crazy they look. They're just doing their part to fight back against whatever the hell they think is happening.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This truck is on to something. I asked my dog if she put a nano chip on my body and she said no, but it sounds like something the huskies next door would do.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm afraid your dog has lied to you. We had a pretty husky back when I was a kid, before she became a farmer, and I can confirm that Huskies are incredibly stupid. Your dog wants to use the Huskies as Patsy's for their own nefariousness.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Honestly, sounds like my dog. She would throw pretty much any other dog under the bus, especially the ones with the gall to approach her fence.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

This guy likely has many guns. This guy also votes. This is act of terrorism waiting to happen.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Dr Bronner, is this your truck?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Someone put a chip in this guy!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

This would look better on a Cybertruck

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Why does this read like english is this persons 2nd language, but look like it was made by someone for whom english is infact their 1st language?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Not making light, but this person's first language is likely schizophrenia.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

At my high school a noticable number of students could barely read. They got passed through from a combination of parents trying to fire people if their kid is held back and teachers who either didn't care or couldn't spend the one on one time to help the kid. There was no functional system in place at my school to help kids who were borderline illiterate

Depending where this is, between that and possible mental health stuff English could be their first language

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

It's tragic because a lot of these people aren't just missing competent literacy but all the skills required to understand the world around them, and even worse often those ways of understanding have been replaced with religious nonsense by the people that raised them.

Imagine trying to make sense of the world when you think scientists work like preachers and prophets simply saying whatever feels right or suits the moment.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Brb getting me one of them there benereal diseases

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Imagine having to extend you car with plates at the top, because there is not enough room for you psychotic scribbles. Then leaving a shit ton of white space at the bottom.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

You can’t write at or below the fuel fill line, are you psychotic?!

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