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[–] Nx2991@lemmy.world 65 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

"Alright i'll do what you tell me"

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 29 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

"Those who complied,
were justified!"

[–] collar@lemmy.world 12 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Yet "killing in the name of" remains unchanged.

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 4 points 12 minutes ago

It's the exact same song, but your conservative uncle yells "and that's a good thing!" into the mic after every verse

[–] Jollyllama@lemmy.world 53 points 4 hours ago

FUCK YOU. I'll lick boots if I want to.

FUCK YOU. I'll lick boots if I want to.

FUCK YOU. I'll lick boots if I want to.

[–] klay1@lemmy.world 25 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

ah yes freedom songs, as in 'freedom to put people i hate in cages'. Catchy tune

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 49 seconds ago

Hmm kinky BDSM! Yeah baby! ....

...nah, they actually don't like the cages, there are kids and grammas in there, sure there's torture but they all want to go back home to do normal things like knitting and going to school.

..oh that's not very good role play. Stop?

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Should've advertised that the band is going to rage against democrats, mainstream media, and they'd have plenty of antisemitic (just term it as "anti-zionist") conspiracy theories in their songs and there would be a whole lot of "leftists" that would sign up.

[–] BrickEater@lemmy.world 5 points 21 minutes ago

Is there something you're trying to say? Because your point is sounding pretty stupid.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 1 points 5 minutes ago

I’m sorry that the Israeli governments murder, torture, and genocide of Palestinians is so abhorrent that people point it out occasionally. That must be very hard for you to be reminded of the fact that the IDF bombs hospitals and uses sexual violence as a tool of terror. It must be awful knowing that children are dying so that Bibi can keep his dick hard.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 17 points 4 hours ago

So they sing "Killing In The Name" as an ode to cops

[–] oftenawake@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 6 hours ago

FuCk YoU i WoN't ReLeAsE tHe FiLeS .... kIdDyFuCkEr!

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 36 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Need bassist & drummer

I plan on singing, playing guitar, and writing songs

Okay, so one right-wing dude with no friends.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 7 points 4 hours ago

And as yet no songs.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 20 points 6 hours ago

he can call his band "the charlie kirks". they're a one shot band that gurgles and cries on stage.

[–] night_petal@piefed.social 10 points 5 hours ago

I may or may not be close enough to this and able to play bass, show up, and at the first concert deliberately play a half step down while screaming into a mic as a tiny woman the lyrics to Guerilla Radio.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 29 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

"Rally round the family, with a pocketful of shells", but unironically.

[–] crapwittyname@feddit.uk 25 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

"Some of those heroes who work forces are the same patriots that burn crosses."

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 23 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

"globalists" tells me everything I need to know.

[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 hours ago

Its the jewwwsss.

[–] Killer57@lemmy.ca 98 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Fuck me. I'll do what you tell me!

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 34 points 8 hours ago

For those who died, just comply!

[–] AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 43 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)

Here is something you can't understand

No consequences when I, kill a man

Yo, probably nothing to see in the Epstein file

My fellow pendejos all agree Donny can't be a pedophile

DHS army of pigs coming to kidnap your child

They'll try to put you in a box, feddy fascist style

Lights on, corporate radio

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Tom Morello, B Real and Chuck D teamed up for the Prohets of Rage band.

[–] crapwittyname@feddit.uk 8 points 7 hours ago

Keep that shit at a reasonable volume outside of daylight hours

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