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[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 237 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Their biggest singles "Dow 50000" and "Lick That Boot"

[–] socsa@piefed.social 4 points 9 hours ago

Smell the Glove

[–] Velypso@sh.itjust.works 8 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

FUCK YOU I WILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

SOME OF THOSE THAT RUN FORCES ARE THE SAME THAT PET PUPPIES

RALLY ROUND THE FAMILY POCKET FULL OF SHELLS (UNIRONICALLY)

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 55 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Don't forget the classic "I got it on on Epstein's Island and all I got was this shitty presidency and my victims will probably never face justice because I'm such an old piece of shit but everyone also hopes that my cult followers will pull a Jonestown when I'm gone so they can follow me to the promised land and we can eat unlimited hamburgers and diet Coke but because I went to hell all I get to eat are tacos Al pastor made by a guy who's never heard of Mexico while a bird named Gerry feeds another bird named Gerry some pie made out of my eyeballs"

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 25 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

All I wanted was a Pepsi. Just one Pepsi!

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 10 points 21 hours ago

Wrong Island, you wanted pepstein Island owned by the original Pepsi recipe creator Geoff Pepstein

[–] ElysianBladeRunner@piefed.social 5 points 22 hours ago

Well thought out!