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[–] inlandempire@jlai.lu 116 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

How do i delete an image from my brain

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 30 points 2 weeks ago

Drink that trough of vodka

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 weeks ago

Find a worse one.

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 weeks ago

Bat to the head.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
  1. Hit head on desk.
  2. If image persists, return to step 1.
[–] lena 3 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, a recursive solution. Elegant!

[–] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago

Well the first step is upvoting it. I'm not sure what the second step is, but just go ahead and start on step one until step two is clearly defined.

I like to imagine every uncomfortable thing like a dr seuss character. It should work.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 67 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Oh thats nasty. A keyboard without a numpad? really?

[–] zammy95@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I really like the idea of compact keyboards but like... I can't imagine not having my numpad, so I guess it just isn't meant to be.

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

Some keyboards let you hold down a FM key to use some normal keys as a numpad, but not enough.

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

many enthusiast keyboards are “tenkeyless” precisely because the numpad is too far from the home row to be actually useful when you get efficient typing patterns worked out

i have a tenkeyless and use programmers dvorak (which is honestly imo pretty brain dead for its use of the num row and still is “fine” for numbers): you get used to it very quickly, and typing numbers with the numpad as an efficiency improvement is more than made up for by using both hands on the num row, and by it being far closer to the home row

[–] aoidenpa@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

How do they move diagonally in a roguelike game?

[–] Thalfon@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

With HJKLYUBN unlike these modern savages with their arrow keys.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How do they fly, or efficiently enter strings of numbers?

[–] kogasa@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Num row is plenty efficient. It takes some practice but is probably more efficient for typing mixed strings of letters and numbers, which is more common than long strings of numbers. As for flying, I dunno, same way anyone flies. Throw yourself at the ground and miss.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Num pad is much faster for clean numbers than num row because you can use the thumb on zero, allowing you to use all 5 fingers without ever moving the hand.

However the secret to achieve true mad man number typing speeds is to use both hands. Num row is for the left hand. Num pad is for the right hand.

This can be optimized by positioning your left hand on 1 to prepare yourself for Benford's Law which tells us that a majority of numbers start with 1.

Actual numbers also includes many zeros (but rarely starts with one). The fat zero key on num pad has room for two fingers, just saying.

[–] kogasa@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago

Eight fingers with both hands vs four and a dedicated thumb for zero? The number of fingers isn't the limiting factor anyway. Like I said, if you're not typing exclusively numbers, the numrow is fine because it allows you to type numbers and letters without repositioning your hands.

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

actually one of my grandparents was a typist at an accounting firm, and apparently num row is far more efficient for numbers in generally because you use 10 fingers and your thumbs are close to your “new home row” (aka the number row while you’re typing numbers), and whilst possible you’d never use both hands in the num pad because it’d be awkward and probably damaging to your wrists, and you’re rarely typing just numbers so having the num row closer to the home row is part of the efficiency calculation

… if we’re being pedantic, which we absolutely are

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I tried it and agree that's that grossest thing here.

[–] dingleberrylover@lemmy.world 60 points 2 weeks ago

Top tier shit post

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago

The Lorax runs Arch.

[–] troot@piefed.blahaj.zone 39 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Ok but... what the fuck is on the screen?

[–] Oka@sopuli.xyz 24 points 2 weeks ago

FNAF Erotica, I think

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nevermind that, what's in the glass? Water? Vodka?

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If this is you, I applaud your dedication.

[–] Cantaloupe@fedioasis.cc 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

that TV is a prime candidate for /tvtoohigh and also needs its own sub/comm for /tvwaaaaaytooclose, despite the mild “improvement” to the original image

[–] M137@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago
[–] rogsson@piefed.social 9 points 2 weeks ago

My brain broke of everything going on in the pic

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago
[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago
[–] djmikeale@feddit.dk 8 points 2 weeks ago

Incredible. Looking forward to following your future endeavours

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago

10/10 shitpost

You gotta respect committing to the bit that hard...

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 6 points 2 weeks ago

the FNAF video on the screen 💀

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I have that same keyboard.

Or had. My wife absconded with it.

[–] bootleg@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Did Chewbacca get drunk and play with the trimmer?

Strimmer more like.

[–] PixelatedSaturn@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Sir! Bravo!

[–] orochi02@feddit.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

Hated This Trend and hate it even more now

[–] homes@piefed.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

When I get bored in the shower, I have better ways to amuse myself