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[–] dil@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 hours ago

Ill spend all day watching tips instead of making use of them, tiktoks a hole, I always end up deleting it (and redloading it when I need quick dopamine, but then I rememeber it makes me more annoyed/mad these days 5 minutes in)

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 2 points 5 hours ago

Well they asked for ADHD resources, not for ADHD impact reduction resources.

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 3 points 6 hours ago

ADHD flavour: I read it as AD&D.

[–] SpongyAneurysm@feddit.org 1 points 4 hours ago

I learnt a lot through Russell Barkley's youtube Channel. A retired ADHD researcher.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0tLWu7ljYVFPiZQfHjTMsA

He has also retired his Channel now, so no new content. But that's recent, so his videos aren't too outdated and I learned a lot about ADHD through them without having to weed through misinformation.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 37 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Me- "I got a problem with certain addictions."

Them- "have you tried heroin?"

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

To be fair, thats a classic as far as addictions go. Like recommending vivaldi's 'four seasons' or chopin's nocturnes to domeone who likes classical.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

You say that but I ran into actual musicians in Orlando who never heard of Vivaldi. And after I introduced my roommate to four seasons, he was telling all his friends like it was some underground, esoteric information.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I was not aware there was another. But yeah, it's where I did my post grad.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

And you say they're uncultured swine who have never heard of music that doesn't suck?

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 5 hours ago

Yeah. And what's weird to me is there is such a strong music scene in Orlando!

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 85 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Trouble sleeping? Have you tried meth?

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 33 points 19 hours ago (6 children)

ironically, stimulants make me sleepy, depressants also make me sleepy

there are only two ways i can wake up:

  • psychedelics, not exactly helpful if the thing i need to wake up for requires me to have an attention span longer than 5s

  • cardio, so when others are drinking coffee, i'm doing jumping jacks in the toilet

[–] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

cardio, so when others are drinking coffee, i'm doing jumping jacks in the toilet

Yes HR committee, that's what the puffing and grunting coming from the toilet cubicle was, honest!

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago

i always stop before puffing and grunting exactly because of that T–T and i try to jump as quietly as possible

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Don't your feet get wet?

I had a coffee just before bed last night, really helped me drop off :-)

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

toilet floors are usually unpissed on over where i live (unless it's a petrol station, but those don't count!)

i used to do that with my diet meth (medikinet), i ate the pill and 30min later it was sleepy time

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 9 hours ago

I think you missed my joke there ... never mind!

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Lol from an American, where toilet and bathroom are not the same thing.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

i can assure you i'm not 20cm tall to be jumping in a toilet, i am merely european

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I would expect you'd not want to be in the toilet if European, but to each their own. Just make sure to get out if Eurapoopan

Edit: this joke was funnier in my head

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

you said what you said

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

It still conjures up hilarious images in my head.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 hours ago

Same and weirdly weed wakes me up.

[–] Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I get sleepy from methylphenidante. It's a strange feeling to get tired and being able to focus better at the same time. Changing to lisdexamfetamin helped a lot.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

i was on medikinet for a while, at first it made me sleepy, then it made me relaxed, and then it made me anxious, so i stopped

whenever i take brain-chemistry meds for longer than a week or two my brain defaults to having them give me anxiety which is whack (this happens with meds for anxiety as well, thanks brain! you gelatinous wanker). after multiple trials of various meds i've mostly given up on trying more, but hey at least cardio works as intended!

i'm still bitter about one thing - all those people who kept saying "just eat healthy and exercise and you'll feel better :)))" were correct 💀 at least in my case

[–] autriyo@feddit.org 3 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

If "just" eating healthy and sleeping at regular times and exercising was easy, I most likely wouldn't have an ADHD diagnosis.

It's true, but I am not able to facilitate all of the above reliably...

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

never said it was easy hah, i wish the meds worked so i could get some help in that regard, but here i am, trying my best anyway

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 1 points 16 hours ago

We all just need to apply ourselves.

[–] Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Damn, that sucks. Out of curiosity, did you also try guanfacine? I read good things about it in articles but somehow never read actual experience from people who are actually affected and need an alternative to stimulants.

And yes, cardio helps a lot. I do some running and yoga, both are good in a physical way and for mindfulness.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

never tried that, i might in the future but for now i'll stick to trying to figure out how to rawdog things. i've been getting good at it :3

[–] laz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 16 hours ago

Me sleeping after drinking tea

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 16 points 20 hours ago

Yes! I slept great!

[–] lone_faerie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

To be fair, tiktok does have a lot of adhd tips. It's just interspersed with misinformation and ragebait

[–] candyman337@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah it you can find an actual doctor/ psychiatrist with legit credentials, usually they are enthusiasticly sharing tips and discoveries

Yeah but how do you get them to tell you? When i find them they only say shit like 'what? Who are you?' or 'please don't hurt me'. I got an ex military er doc once who didnt panic, but this was in chicago and he went straight for the gun under his pillow.

Maybe give real advice?

[–] lesnout27@feddit.org 24 points 16 hours ago

The misinformation vortex, this is great haha