You have to know stuff, you can't just go there! Saying "hi" is a red flag, bad seed, you will be ghosted.
this post was submitted on 14 Jan 2026
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My partner messaged me first asking if my cat's name was Dickface.
We were married 8 months later.
Why did you marry a cat ?
Jesus, stop judging people!
*sad jesus noises*
didn't you read? it says right there in the comment
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omg damn that's me. i ended up sending a shitpost meme/pic of my dinner to a female co-student. still waiting for her response.
If I learned anything from the internet she's basically your wife now. Start collecting pieces of string and straw because you're gonna be building a nest soon!
i hope xD
An unsolicited photo of something random might not be something everyone responds to. I wouldn't necessarily send a response.
So if she doesn't respond, it doesn't definitively mean she doesn't want to talk to you. Maybe try again with something that actually indicates that you're looking for a response. Like ... ask a question about something you know you have in common.
Did you finish the reading for class? I think the part about ABC could be interpreted to apply to XYZ. What do you think?
You said you like comedians. Have you seen the new Marcello Hernandez special on Netflix?
Make it something that could turn into an actual conversation if she answers you.
yeah yeah i know, we'll see, i'll update you tomorrow
I was taught to treat others the way I want to be treated, but this causes friction when I want to be harassed and catcalled the way cartoon construction workers harass and catcall women, but women don't like that at all. 😩
To be fair you probably want to be catcalled by pretty women instead of 50 year old men.
What I am trying to say is have you considered putting on a maid outfit before catcalling? :3
I honestly don't care. I'm pansexual. Some 50yo dudes are hot af. 🤷♂️
😏 How you doin?
I'm Schrödinger's old dude, I might be hot I might not. (Best to never know)
Plot twist!
yeah that checks out tbh
Hey baby, I like the way you walk down the street with that blank, emotionless stare like you're deep in boredom.
I do share the same sentiment as women upon being told I should smile more. Maybe if the world wasn't so fucked up I would. 🤷♂️
Nah, beby, I luv da way you don't smile. Uuu, you so glam - like you can afford ta Botox for ur entire face :E
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I can't catcall somebody with a dog avatar. Geeze, work with me here. Gotta have a cat I can pspsps
heeey bby, is that a baseball bat in your trousers or are you happy to - oh shit! - it's a baseball bat, run! run like the dickens!
When you catcall Ness but your name is Pokey.
Man I feel this but at the same time idk wtf I'd do if it actually happened. Like if some cutie started cataccling me I'd be like 'wait me? For real? No wait really? Are you sure? Have you had your eyes checked?'
I have actually been catcalled before, but it was in somewhat close proximity. It was in Vegas and it was a group of girls who were walking toward me and one yelled, "Hey! She likes your hair!" (I have anime-esque hair)
I was more confused than anything, then embarrassed, then amused. Us guys get so little attention that I've been going out of my way to compliment other guys in a non-flurting way.
Nice! Yeah I make sure to comment on dudes shirts and such. We all need to support each other out there
And there’s the problem. You went straight to it being a cutie. To make it comparable, it should probably be Roseanne.
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this should go into the !microblogmemes@lemmy.world community definitely (btw i fully understand and share your sentiment)
Hey! I bet you're a really cool person!
Am I doing this right?
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As a cishet man who isn't passionate about hyping himself up and gets burnt out socially easily...
No one on dating apps is worth the effort required to overcome the illusion of comparison. We don't know you and we're not going become infatuated over what you can put in a profile. At most our interest will be piqued, but we know we have to compete with HUNDREDS of other dudes and ...ehhhhh.
To put it another way if I was at a party and there was a beautiful girl surrounded by 10 to 20 dudes I wouldn't even bother and instead try to have fun and talk to people I found interesting. But with dating apps pretty much every girl is always surrounded by guys like that trying too hard and the same guys are surrounding as many girls as possible since online they are not limited by the physics of space online.
Same bro same
The fundamental issue here is that they call this dating when it's something else entirely. They should have made a new name for it when it became like sifting through resumes.
Here's a name for it: Intimate Individual Review Sessions. Prospective team members must engage in touchpoints so that they may energize their velocity for fast paced interview opportunities.
like sifting through resumes.
Then we need to call it what it is: This exchange is an HR screen.
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