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Reposting an old post I made that is more relevant than ever now

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[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 16 points 1 hour ago
[–] moakley@lemmy.world 3 points 21 minutes ago

I was trying to think of a way to shoehorn in my opinion on Wheel of Time, but fuck it, I'll just say it.

Wheel of Time sucked. They fucked it up badly.

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 1 points 43 minutes ago

Let us hope it is the last footwear to fall.

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 13 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Amazon has financed the Expanse. That's it. The evil fuckers have zero credit to the quality of the TV adaptation. It was two seasons at SyFy - then, sadly but unsurprisingly, SyFy was unable to turn it into a source of revenue (Hi Firefly :( ) and amazon financed it because the shitbucket in chief at amazon is an Expanse fan.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 51 minutes ago

Hey now. No need to drag shitbuckets through the mud here. 🤌🏼

[–] molten@lemmy.world 21 points 3 hours ago

Pirate it and encourage all your friends to pirate it.

[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 8 points 3 hours ago

Plenty of Amazon shows are also shit. Just like how Netflix and all the others have a mix of good shows and bad shows.

[–] natecox@programming.dev 26 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I want to believe, I really do, but basically every “new version of thing I loved from childhood” has been profoundly disappointing.

My guess: [bad guy] comes back because [good guy] is actually bad guy now, in a complete reversal of their entire character growth arc, and [bad thing that we took care of in the last show] is back because [history erasing lazy writing so they can just tell the same story again].

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I see you have also seen [show/movie brought back after a long gap]!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 51 points 6 hours ago (4 children)

Produced by just means "paid for by," anyway.

So there's a chance it can still suck if Amazon pays the wrong people to make it.

[–] SatyrSack@quokk.au 26 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Even if they pay the right people, it may still suck if they try to influence the creative process at all. Over all, I am not optimistic.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

The showrunner worked on all three of the TV series so as long as he doesn’t try something like rebooting SGU it might be good.

But if it starts with a drastically older Robert Carlyle defrosting I’m only giving it two episodes.

[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

they said it's not going to be a reboot of anything.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 points 49 minutes ago

Open the gates!

[–] SatyrSack@quokk.au 12 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The one actor who I most want to reprise their role is Michael Welch as Jack

[–] higgsboson@piefed.social 5 points 3 hours ago

holy shit. so much this

[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Do you know why Ha'tak floats but a Chappa'ai cannot?

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I feel like I should... but I am drawing a blank. Illuminate me?

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 hours ago

So there’s a chance it can still suck if Amazon pays the wrong people to make it.

Rings of Power.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Produced by just means “paid for by,” anyway.

The problem is when they abruptly cut off funding and sit on the IP indefinitely.

That's what they did to James Bond .

[–] greyfox@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I thought James Bond is special though? The family still gets to approve the script, so the issue is that Amazon wants to milk it with a crap story, and the family says no this isn't good enough.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

So Amazon sits on the IP because Bezos doesn't get his way

[–] NutinButNet@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 5 hours ago

Or if they demand changes, which usually comes with the territory of the person writing the checks.

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Carnival Row wasn't too bad either IMO

[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 6 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

The first season was good, I wasn't super keen on the second.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 51 minutes ago

Fuck, I couldn't get through the first few minutes of ep 1. 🤢

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

I felt the same way about carnival row AND good omens.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

But what about the rings of power?

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 hours ago

Oh god. I thought that was an AI joke image...

The money comes from somewhere shitty always with these things. All you can do is hope they stay out of it as much as possible and let the artists do their thing

[–] StrawberryPigtails@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I'll believe it when it gets released.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 12 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Checking the stock price of NVIDIA to determine how many movies get made this year.

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Can you explain this comment please I don't understand. Is it a CGI related thing because NVIDIA sells GPUs?

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 1 points 47 minutes ago

Nividia => AI => AI slop movies/shows