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You still can! You just gotta really lower your standards for what a "house" is

Eh. Sure I'm easy. Maybe a few shots first?

Give it to us raw and wriggling!

Thought the same thing.

Wonder what they want that for

One is a more shareable parable. The other is mythology that doesn't scare kids into telling the truth as well as the former.

Please leave this fella alone. I know of him. We really do have some odd characters here on lemmy and he's one of them. Don't quote me but I'm pretty sure this is not someone on drugs or playing around he's genuinely schitzo and often struggles with thoughts of suicide. He doesn't need any more trouble or attention. Very different and not really able to interact with the world in the way the majority of us do. Try not to bully. I know there's a lot of "why doesn't he just?" And "he shouldn't be here" but I really urge you to just let him freak in whatever space as long as it doesn't mess with anyone else too much. Feel free to check out his posts and comments for your own entertainment if seeing someone else's troubled mind is your jam just keep it to yourself. If the admins of his instance wanna ban him you can appeal to them I guess.

Well I get one freebie as a little treat every time I do self checkout and nobody has ever caused a fuss over it.

He's just taking the fight to them.

I'm just one big boned

Have you tried micro transactions in EA games? I heard that it grants a sense of both pride and accomplishment.