this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2025
730 points (98.0% liked)

Comic Strips

23932 readers
2055 users here now

Comic Strips is a community for those who love comic stories.

Rules
  1. πŸ˜‡ Be Nice!

    • Treat others with respect and dignity. Friendly banter is okay, as long as it is mutual; keyword: friendly.
  2. 🏘️ Community Standards

    • Comics should be a full story, from start to finish, in one post.
    • Posts should be safe and enjoyable by the majority of community members, both here on lemmy.world and other instances.
    • Any comic that would qualify as raunchy, lewd, or otherwise draw unwanted attention by nosy coworkers, spouses, or family members should be tagged as NSFW.
    • Moderators have final say on what and what does not qualify as appropriate. Use common sense, and if need be, err on the side of caution.
  3. 🧬 Keep it Real

    • Comics should be made and posted by real human beans, not by automated means like bots or AI. This is not the community for that sort of thing.
  4. πŸ“½οΈ Credit Where Credit is Due

    • Comics should include the original attribution to the artist(s) involved, and be unmodified. Bonus points if you include a link back to their website. When in doubt, use a reverse image search to try to find the original version. Repeat offenders will have their posts removed, be temporarily banned from posting, or if all else fails, be permanently banned from posting.
    • Attributions include, but are not limited to, watermarks, links, or other text or imagery that artists add to their comics to use for identification purposes. If you find a comic without any such markings, it would be a good idea to see if you can find an original version. If one cannot be found, say so and ask the community for help!
  5. πŸ“‹ Post Formatting

    • Post an image, gallery, or link to a specific comic hosted on another site; e.g., the author's website.
    • Meta posts about the community should be tagged with [Meta] either at the beginning or the end of the post title.
    • When linking to a comic hosted on another site, ensure the link is to the comic itself and not just to the website; e.g.,
      βœ… Correct: https://xkcd.com/386/
      ❌ Incorrect: https://xkcd.com/
  6. πŸ“¬ Post Frequency/SPAM

    • Each user (regardless of instance) may post up to five (5 πŸ–) comics a day. This can be any combination of personal comics you have written yourself, or other author's comics. Any comics exceeding five (5 πŸ–) will be removed.
  7. πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ Internationalization (i18n)

    • Non-English posts are welcome. Please tag the post title with the original language, and include an English translation in the body of the post; e.g.,
      SΓ­, por favor [Spanish/EspaΓ±ol]
  8. 🍿 Moderation

    • We are human, just like most everybody else on Lemmy. If you feel a moderation decision was made in error, you are welcome to reach out to anybody on the moderation team for clarification. Keep in mind that moderation decisions may be final.
    • When reporting posts and/or comments, quote which rule is being broken, and why you feel it broke the rules.
Banned Artists

The following artists are banned from the community.

  1. Jago
  2. Stonetoss

It should be noted that when you make reports, it is your responsibility to provide rational reasoning why something should be removed. Saying it simply breaks community rules is not always good enough.

Web Accessibility

Note: This is not a rule, but a helpful suggestion.

When posting images, you should strive to add alt-text for screen readers to use to describe the image you're posting:

Another helpful thing to do is to provide a transcription of the text in your images, as well as brief descriptions of what's going on. (example)

Web of Links

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 93 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Not being a huge dick is a low bar that way too many people don't clear.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 40 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The rules for me to like you are quite simple:

  • having a huge dick is optional
  • not being one isn't
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 28 points 7 months ago (6 children)

Is having a huge dick optional, tho?

Like how do I opt in?

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 31 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Tiny check box during character creation, most people miss it

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

most people miss it

Well… shit. Can I reroll?

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Rerolling is a feature exclusive to certain religions

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 months ago

Yeah, but only through microtransactions.

And sometimes they botch it.

load more comments (5 replies)
[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

IMO if we're talking about sexual compatibility, a huge dick is a detriment. Everything over "a bit larger than average" is literally a pain in the ass - you can make it work with some effort, but if the dick was just average-sized you wouldn't need to put in any additional effort in the first place. Though of course, some people also have larger-than-average holes. And some big dick havers are pure bottoms, anyway.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Well, I've got one for you..

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 4 points 7 months ago

Not THAT much of a challenge tyvm.

Let's just stick with dicks.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] sheridan@lemmy.world 51 points 7 months ago (5 children)

My girlfriend returns other people's stray carts when she sees them. I guess she's getting into super heaven.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 37 points 7 months ago

When she gets to heaven, she'll have carte blanche!

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Unfortunately there is no super heaven, but she is earning credits for any scenario where she’d go to hell.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"sweet, i've saved up enough points to get a pass on either one murder or showing vacation pictures to coworkers for ten minutes"

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Ohhh gotta go with vacation pics. You gotta see this closeup of the sunset I took while standing on a stone column in Paris. Let me find it..... it's here somewhere... was that 2018?... hold on... oh here is a weird thing on my ankle last summer... hold on I'll find the sunset.........no......no.....hmmm... it's here somewhere....hmm.... hold on....

[–] sheridan@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Oh neat. Maybe she can get some Hell swag.

[–] Sxan@piefed.zip 2 points 7 months ago

If you're lucky, she'll give you her extra points, like using frequent flier miles to get your a ticket.

load more comments (1 replies)

stray carts

This would be a good name for a rockabilly remix band.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

But deep down, I want people to see me returning the cart. My motivations were never entirely pure.

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 8 points 7 months ago (7 children)

Interesting philosophical question there. Do we ever do good deeds for selfless reasons? Or do we do it for the satisfaction, recognition, or sense of self?

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Can any deeds even be evaluated as good or bad without the context of satisfaction, recognition, or sense of self???

[–] Bababasti@feddit.org 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Right? People don’t exist in vacuums, we all rely on each other and the relationships we maintain.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 4 points 7 months ago

"Does altruism actually exist"

[–] Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Idk, the other day I saw someone had parked one of those pay to ride scoots in the middle of a walking path. It was not necessarily on my way the way I was coming from, but it annoyed me enough that I moved it to the side of the road. Was it a good deed? I mean it no longer obstructed the path, and someone probably had an easier time due to it. I gained nothing by doing it, nor was it ever implied by any public norm I should do it. Although I guess it could just be an upbringing thing.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 months ago

It's essentially for selfish reasons, but that doesn't mean we aren't putting ourselves second or even third. You won't be doing stuff your brain doesn't tell you to do and your motivator is called dopamine. Where that comes from is irrelevant. But when you have a good heart you will tend to want to make the world a better place. And you will live knowing that you did. However, it is possible to have a bad day and still have the enforced neural pathways that got trained because the dopamine has made your brains remember the last time you did that. At the moment you might not even like doing it but you do it anyway. Because it's "the right thing to do" or so your brain says. When you have felt a hardship you may also feel compassion with someone and do not want them to feel what you felt. But the essential reason is the same.

So it's absolutely possible to be selfless, just not for selfless reasons. Doesn't mean we're all selfish assholes. On the contrary. We get happy in groups, so we want the groups to be happy. We do everything for that. If we don't then we tend to not really be there anymore. And we're not required to, but we do. That's the selfless part.

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I was a volunteer EMT for the longest time, and I'd always tell people I did it for my own selfish reasons, kinda tongue in cheek like you here, but at the end of the day it always is. I did it because I liked the feeling of helping people. I liked the feeling of giving my time to my community. It just happens it was good selfish and not bad selfish.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] bss03@infosec.pub 2 points 7 months ago

I do it for "selfish" reasons, but not those. I want the carts in their corrals so they don't damage my car and are in a well-known location when I want/need to use them. So, I do the work needed to make that world, and not just the minimum.

I also have to recognize that not everyone has the ability to return the cart, and so while/when I have that ability, I should return at least a few carts that aren't "mine".

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Only seven souls have gotten into heaven. The most recent one was Fred Rogers. The one before that was over 700 years ago. The rule is to get into heaven, you need to be judged better than the previous one let in.

See you in hell.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Sooooooooo.........Dolly Parton has a 50/50 chance.

Fuck life!

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

At least the people I hate won't get in.

That's a victory on its own.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 7 months ago

Step 1: Want to be good, always see your mistakes.

Step 2: Improve a life long, but be happy of your life.

You can't do better than that. Anything in that direction is good.
Just in general. I don't even know if a god exists. Nor should it change my behavior.

[–] balance8873@lemmy.myserv.one 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (6 children)

I still don't really understand the obsession by people who spend all their time on the internet with whether the cart return kid had to return their personal cart along with the 200 other carts.

[–] LwL@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

Maybe because in many other countries this just isn't an issue and everyone returns their cart. Even when they don't have a deposit (though most do)

load more comments (4 replies)
[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

When losers sucked so much and managed to even get rejected from being a cop, but they still wanna play cop. They wanna feel the power but can't even do the bare minimal 3 week training.

load more comments (4 replies)
[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If the possibilities after death actually were heaven or hell, the bar to get into heaven would have to be pretty low. You're going to torture someone for eternity because someone pirated Game of Thrones a few times? That couldn't possibly be a moral way of running the universe.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Consider this: God is a dick. The bible is full of him acting like a complete asshole.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

I'm sometimes thinking about making a post to 4chan about how not saying slurs is basic human decency in the hopes of it fixing a lot of people, and that it'll end up as a meme the same way the shopping cart post will (I really want some voice actor to read the shopping cart copypasta in the voice of Slavoj Zizek).

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What if it's common in my country to put a euro into it and you get it back when you put the cart back? I have never even seen carts left on the parking lot.

[–] PoliteDudeInTheMood@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 months ago (5 children)

We have those in Canada... At least in my province. They also sell special 3d printed coins that are large enough to unlock the cart, but thin enough that it can't trap the "coin" inside. It stays on my keychain. we have one for quarters ($0.25) and one for dollars ($1) different chains require different coin deposits.

load more comments (5 replies)
[–] JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social 3 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Duck St. Peter: And now, let me show you to your new life in Heaven. *winks*
Green duck: Oh, goody, goody!
DSP: Ah, here we are...
GD: But, but... that's just what I was doing in the flashback!
DSP: That's right. :D
GD: D:


DSP and Satan, later that night, after their shifts are done, sitting around the poker table, drinking their Bloody Marys: Wah-hah-hah-hah, "Christians!"

load more comments (4 replies)

"Oh wait. You put a large cart in the small cart section."

[–] Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 months ago

Heaven is run by the Cart Narc

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Little acts of kindness add up so keep doing them!

That way when they find the body, you can still get into heaven!

(That's a joke obv. Please do not murder.)

[–] letsgo2themall@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

oh man if that's all it takes, I'm golden!

load more comments
view more: next β€Ί