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[–] sheridan@lemmy.world 51 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

My girlfriend returns other people's stray carts when she sees them. I guess she's getting into super heaven.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 37 points 3 weeks ago

When she gets to heaven, she'll have carte blanche!

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Unfortunately there is no super heaven, but she is earning credits for any scenario where she’d go to hell.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"sweet, i've saved up enough points to get a pass on either one murder or showing vacation pictures to coworkers for ten minutes"

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Ohhh gotta go with vacation pics. You gotta see this closeup of the sunset I took while standing on a stone column in Paris. Let me find it..... it's here somewhere... was that 2018?... hold on... oh here is a weird thing on my ankle last summer... hold on I'll find the sunset.........no......no.....hmmm... it's here somewhere....hmm.... hold on....

[–] sheridan@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Oh neat. Maybe she can get some Hell swag.

[–] Sxan@piefed.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

If you're lucky, she'll give you her extra points, like using frequent flier miles to get your a ticket.

[–] Thassodar@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

Eh, the points redemption is kinda rigged because it requires a virgin sacrifice. Puts a damper on that "thou shall not kill" thing.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

stray carts

This would be a good name for a rockabilly remix band.

[–] fluxion@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

One time she accidentally stole someone's cart, which is q straight ticket to hell unfortunately

[–] Best_Jeanist@discuss.online 1 points 3 weeks ago

Oh, she's actually going to hell for freeing up more parking spaces. The guy upstairs doesn't like it when people make life easier for car drivers