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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Only seven souls have gotten into heaven. The most recent one was Fred Rogers. The one before that was over 700 years ago. The rule is to get into heaven, you need to be judged better than the previous one let in.

See you in hell.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Sooooooooo.........Dolly Parton has a 50/50 chance.

Fuck life!

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

At least the people I hate won't get in.

That's a victory on its own.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Great mindset

No wonder you won't get into heaven.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

That means Bob Ross didn't get in 😭