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PEEVERT! NO DOGS, CANCER IN THE HOUSE!

Cancer dog (kanker hond) is a very bad swear word in the Netherlands.

"These thoughts are too useful to just stay in my head, I'm going out to get some sticky letters so I can spread the message to the world"

What the fuck

This is the only scientific journal I follow.

Fuck it's RFK's replacement.

This reminds me of when I was about 8 years old. I read online that vaccines are bad, and fluoride in the drinking water was part of some evil plot. I told everyone about it and it took about a day for me to realize how wrong I was. I was embarrassed for a while, but every time I see something like this I feel so lucky I developed critical thinking before it was too late.

Dogs can pass cancer to each other, due to genetic similarity. A similar occurrence wiped out something like 75% of Tasmanian Devils recently. Seems like a fun misunderstanding of a real phenomenon.

Are you sure the driver is not a cat

Pervert Cancer from Dog Butts.

Ah yes, the notorious supervillain Cancer Dog, whose main power is casting 'pervert cancer' on his opponents.

🎶 Cancer Dog, Cancer Dog, leaves you in a pervert cancer fog! 🎶

Here’s another theory, these people know exactly how crazy this looks. There’s some kind of secret online community where they share these pics of their own vehicles with each other. Then they find where other people online post their pics and laugh about what the reactions are.

Cancer Dog Turd? I found my new password for the next decade.

I shan’t claim this person to be reasonable, but u believe this is what he’ their referring to:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canine_transmissible_venereal_tumor?wprov=sfti1

“How nature says “Do not touch””

I thought this was a “don’t dead open inside” but it makes no sense either way round.

Isn't there a community on Lemmy for this level of unhinged?

If not, we need one.

10 times more cance

Nice try cats

This is anti-dog propaganda being spread by cats.

I like to imagine this person taking the time to individually affix each of these letters to their Chevy Silverado

This guy gets it, try to really dig into your conclusions before investigating anything & anytime someone provides good reasons they aren't actually true. Get really belligerent and obstinate when someone traps you with 'logical reasons' or 'convincing evidence'. Then you too can maintain an irrational childish perspective through adulthood & never have to challenge your beliefs or learn anything even slightly uncomfortable.

Whoever keeps a dog, except a dog for herding livestock or a dog that is trained for hunting, will have two qiraats deducted from his reward each day.

I volunteered at a college food bank once, and one of the volunteers brought her dog along. A Muslim grad student who was a client was kinda amazed - was talking a bunch about how he’d never pet a dog before. (He did happily pet the dog.)

Thanks for the warning I guess? If only they'd used some of those letters to name their peer-reviewed scientific source for that information

Common emotional support truck owner