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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 65 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Do you go straight to anal with ghosts?

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why not? Ectoplasm is a great natural lubricant.

[–] Dhar@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago

It's a super natural lubricant

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago

Do you not?

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's what mommy taught me.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

The vagina and mouth are for the living!

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe you're in a long-term committed relationship with the ghost?

Or if the ghost comes from a candle

Boy ghosts come from candles, girl ghosts come from Keiko OBrien didn't you watch the sex Ed holofilmstrip in school?

[–] joel_feila@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

No first the oral sex, anal is for hour 2

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, would you prefer phantom at the dick hole opera?

[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Are you saying your dick hole is as squeaky as the old fashioned bird whistles? Image

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[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 87 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Based on context, that's a deleted scene from episode 14 of season 7 of ST:TNG...

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 44 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I'm using my imagination to try to figure out what the ghost is doing ..... also .... is the ghost right side up? ... or upside down?

... also it just looks like Green Goblin on his tiptoes motorboating Dr. Crusher

[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's... about to get all up inside her...

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

he's about to...crush'er!

YYYEAHHH

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

Shut up Wesley

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago

"I'm something of a motorboat myself."

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

The stories hotel maids could tell...

[–] Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

That's just me doing naked fart yoga because my tummy hurts.

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

"Just getting in my reps."

[–] match@pawb.social 15 points 1 day ago

you gotta do anal because ghost cum goes straight through condoms

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 35 points 2 days ago (3 children)

"The dog farted! I just happened to be looking at his asshole when he did it. I thought maybe he was just doing some kind of deep breathing exercise."

[–] CptInsane0@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

For the second time today, I shall say that George Carlin was ahead of his time.

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[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's... Um... Well, see... A lot of Hentai does this...

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] ErgoPropterHo@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 day ago

Did someone request a nsfw example? I thought this looked like winking when I first ran across it.

https://files.catbox.moe/a8in6j.mp4

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I... Didn't need to know what it was specifically called. But thank you. This will now occupy a portion of my brain...

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

You're very welcome. Don't hesitate to ask if you want to know more cursed tags

[–] Sheldan@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I remember a similar scene from scary movie 2

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago

Ectoplasm everywhere

[–] Guidy@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (3 children)

There was a scene in some horror movie like that but it was ghost fingers on boob(s) because otherwise it would have been x rated.

I don’t remember the name of the movie, just that it was supposedly a fictionalized account of a true story and it ended with text that said basically that the attacks, while less common, continue to happen to this day. The topic of the movie was that this woman would get raped by a ghost.

This had to be an 80s or at most early 90s movie. Probably 80s, as I wasn’t an adult at the time.

I don’t particularly want to remember the name of it.

[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 37 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 45 points 2 days ago

I don’t particularly want to remember the name of it.

The Entity, you're welcome.

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

why would you do that to us

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[–] Vince@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Also happened in hallow man

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

What a rollercoaster of a comment

Like a regular Tuesday or a spicy Tuesday (we add a tajin rim to the anus)

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Idk about you, but I would knock first.

Someone's already at the back door

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

That's how the ghost knows you're about to cum

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Sub Rosa approved

[–] Bezier@suppo.fi 11 points 1 day ago

Thanks, Dr. Crusher

[–] CherryBullets@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

So, Scary Movie?

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why the hell did it have to be anal? That is leaving a horrible taste in my brain just picturing it.

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago

You remember the taste of eating ass? Got it.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Maybe they're yo-yoing a turd.. in the doggy position.. naked on the bed.. for some reason.

[–] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No, I will not imagine that!

[–] Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago

Thank you for your service

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