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You replace them new lids. Where I live loose jar lids are sold in packs in practically every supermarket. Really not difficult to find at all.

Weird that it's an either-or situation.

Wait a minute though. What does it mean that I have never heard my boss throat singing?

I mean I might. He has an 8 pack. He is shredded.

Most mobile devices have their power management modules configured to prevent booting unless they receive an all good signal from a connected battery. It is possible to take that signal, but not trivial.

I watched the extended look. There was a very clearly enunciated "what the fuck" about 18 seconds into the video, so there's that. I guess that's not enough or something?

I mean if you watch the opening scene of a movie and then stop, have you watched it?

Oh it is serious. That genuinely is the level of quality at the late stage of that man's career. His movies were mind bogglingly bad. He was probably making them only to launder money.

Well there actually was this one DC "hero" called Dogwelder who, well, welded dogs to people's faces. With a welder that looked suspiciously like a plasma cutter. Maybe Batman teamed up with him.

This scene makes me irrationally angry. It is truly one of the worst, laziest "just flail your arms at each other" choreographies out there. It's not the only one of that kind of lazy movie fighting, but this one bothers me extra with how it doubles down on laziness with that chair. The dudes never even try to get close enough to hit the other. Someone like Jackie Chan would have found a way to creatively use that chair and turn it into an interesting concept for a fight that's enjoyable to watch but that fat fuck is just sitting there doing nothing. That fucking Ponytail Michelin Man. His music makes me wanna pour acid into my ears too.

No, SEO people's job is to exploit those rules to maximize visibility at all costs. I've worked with those people. They will do all sorts of shit, put out all sorts of spam to rank one spot higher in the results. They expend insane amounts of effort trying to figure out how to trick search engines into ranking their stuff higher, into finding weaknesses in the algorithms. They're absolutely NOT innocent players of the game.

They do, but there's no magical button that they can press to cleanse the internet from marketing bloat or even prevent it from polluting the internet. Whatever they do, there will always be people actively trying to game Google's attempts to present useful search results for the user. There will always be very well funded marketing departments working full time trying to manipulate any search algorithm, any ranking method imaginable that Google might employ. And they can never be stopped, only managed. A battle that can't be won, only fought. It's an impossible task, and despite my burning hatred for Google I still think it's a miracle that their search results are as useful as they are, given the truly incomprehensibly enormous amount of spam that's out there.

That's not entirely Google's fault. SEO people have been assaulting Google's algorithms for decades. Their unrelenting attempts to game the results for their own profit ruined the internet for everyone. They are the ones who produced bloat in unfathomable quantities to manipulate search results in their favor. Those cooking websites are just the casualties of the never-ending war between aggressive marketing departments and search engine algorithms. It's easy to blame Google because they're generally shit, but they're not really the only guilty party here, perhaps not even the most.