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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 65 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Do you go straight to anal with ghosts?

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 34 points 9 months ago
[–] klemptor@startrek.website 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Maybe you're in a long-term committed relationship with the ghost?

Or if the ghost comes from a candle

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Boy ghosts come from candles, girl ghosts come from Keiko OBrien didn't you watch the sex Ed holofilmstrip in school?

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] robocall@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

The vagina and mouth are for the living!

[–] joel_feila@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

No first the oral sex, anal is for hour 2

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I mean, would you prefer phantom at the dick hole opera?

[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Are you saying your dick hole is as squeaky as the old fashioned bird whistles? Image

[–] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 9 months ago

Holy shit that was obnoxious to scroll past

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why not? Ectoplasm is a great natural lubricant.

[–] Dhar@lemmy.ca 14 points 9 months ago

It's a super natural lubricant