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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 65 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Do you go straight to anal with ghosts?

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago
[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why not? Ectoplasm is a great natural lubricant.

[–] Dhar@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago

It's a super natural lubricant

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe you're in a long-term committed relationship with the ghost?

Or if the ghost comes from a candle

Boy ghosts come from candles, girl ghosts come from Keiko OBrien didn't you watch the sex Ed holofilmstrip in school?

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] robocall@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

The vagina and mouth are for the living!

[–] joel_feila@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

No first the oral sex, anal is for hour 2

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean, would you prefer phantom at the dick hole opera?

[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Are you saying your dick hole is as squeaky as the old fashioned bird whistles? Image

Holy shit that was obnoxious to scroll past