Flocklesscrow

Aquaman is gonna be so pissed

At some point we all gotta start farming bugs. Most prevalent protein source on the planet.

Deport the entire C Suite to an El Salvadorean prison

There's definitely no beer in the onion department. I checked.

"Spinning around until dizzy sweeps nation too broke to buy real drugs."

Gal Gadot would be better cast AS A rock; her acting sucks.

All the king's horses and men were useless

Aside from Elijah Wood, no one gets to pick their parents

"I want to stab that guy, but he's way over there"

""Look at me, I'm a grad student. I'm 30 years old and I made $600 last year!"

-- Abraham Whistler

"Take the ferry from Helsinki and bring me some long drink."