Texas_Hangover

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Life was pretty blurry for a little while🀣

Luckily the hose popped first thing in the morning, so it wasn't hot yet. In an unrelated matter, WD-40 hurts like a bitch too. Dont stick your eye in that.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 hours ago

The 90's were fucking awesome.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

I'm sorry, if you really WANT to suck a dictators dick go ahead I guess...

[–] [email protected] -5 points 6 hours ago

That was beautifully put.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Ha! I took hydraulic fluid to the eye once upon a time. I now wear safety glasses when I do my forklifting.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The journey to the ending is fun too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

DUDE! I barely follow basketball and I was like WTF? One of our radio stations had Luca's Mom as a recurring guest and she's hilarious. Gonna miss her too.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

LPT when a cop Knicks on your door, dont answer it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

He should be wary. Lest such fuckery become a prescident.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

That's a better picture than I got. Mr Incredible lookin' ass lol.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I learned about mitochondria from Parasite Eve. Damn I wish they'd remake that.

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