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[–] [email protected] 158 points 5 days ago (3 children)

"My truck can haul as much as a shopping cart can. Beat that liberals."

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago (4 children)

So my station wagon is a truck now? .... mine can haul about four shopping carts worth of stuff.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

A station wagon is a better truck than that thing

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Real pound of iron vs pound of feathers energy here

Cars can’t haul bags of soil! Soil is heavy!

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 days ago

It can haul ... checks notes .... the same amount as a human powered shopping cart.

[–] [email protected] 95 points 5 days ago (5 children)

If you have a truck and are doing gardening, you drive it to a landscaping supplier and they’ll drop soil in your truck bed with a backhoe by the cubic yard.

…the fuck is taking their truck to Walmart and buying tons of soil in plastic bags?! You’re defeating the entire purpose of having a truck.

But if you bought a Cybertruck, mayhap you don’t understand what trucks are for. Which is forgivable - there’s a lot of that going around these days.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If you need just 8 bags worth, I’d rather get 8 bags and not deal with the hassle of loose soil. Not going to judge them for that. But to be impressed by it is silly; I’ve fit this into my sedan no problem.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I could fit that and more into my Accord coupe's trunk, and have done so several times. This definitely is not the flex he thinks it is.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yeah like…I wouldn’t even need to put my back seat down to fit that in my fucking golf.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I wouldn't be surprised, if putting the soil in the trunk directly would brick the cybertruck.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (5 children)

If it's weak to water and ground, what type of Pokemon is it?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

It’s also weak against bugs

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 5 days ago

They are bragging that their truck can handle the same amount of weight as a... Shopping cart

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

These can’t be real. They are just too sad and pathetic.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 5 days ago

So this dude is impressed his car can carry the same weight as a fucking shopping trolley?

LMAO

[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The fact that people think they need a truck for this is the reason there's so many trucks on the road

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yeah seriously, a hot hatch or even the trunk of your average sedan could fit this.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

In addition to what the other comment said, cost of multiple deliveries for these goods throughout the year would also be cheaper than buying a truck vs a sedan.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Diogenes: Behold, a truck! (posts just the shopping cart holding the bags)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Literally zero SAG!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

A full shopping cart? I can haul that much in the back seat of my Nissan Leaf. And I don't mean the rear cargo area, I mean the back seat.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (3 children)

One trip with a cargo bike or bicycle trailer.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

That shit would fit in the back of my sedan

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Bro can fit one shopping cart worth of stuff in his car.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Why do Tesla fans always look like that

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago

FFS. I've hauled more than that in the back of my Nissan versa hatchback. Most recently 30 bags of mulch.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

My sports coupe fits that in the boot... Looks like 8 bags of soil, probably under 200kg.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Woah. That's crazy.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

Well this is better than the 2 bags from the other post, but I STILL fit at least that much in the trunk of my Honda fucking civic.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I can fit that in the trunk of my sedan for crying out loud.

Cybertruck owners love to think their vehicle can do "truck things" without even having a basic understanding of what those things are.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

So, it can haul the equivalent of 2.5 adult humans, or 1 average 'murican.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I could do this much in my fucking peugeot 106...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

My Seat Ibiza can carry more.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

I think maybe my cargo bike could cart that. Kid included.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Miss, an old, dingy Volvo 740 wagon can carry twice that in its cargo compartment. Could that poor excuse of a vehicle...?:

Carry already-heavy containers containing even heavier liquids

Tow heavy commercial machinery from point A to point B

Haul heavy earth materials like rocks/cement and actual soil

Transport up to five morbidly obese yet muscular construction workers without its frame giving up

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

I hauled more dirt than that in my 2010 sedan last weekend to fill a couple of new garden beds.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I would’ve fit it in my coupe. It doesn’t even have folding back seats.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Must love his kid very much to put it in that deathtrap.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

I could load that in my hatchback with virtually zero sag, I don't think anyone would call it a truck

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