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[–] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 161 points 11 months ago (3 children)

"My truck can haul as much as a shopping cart can. Beat that liberals."

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 22 points 11 months ago (2 children)

So my station wagon is a truck now? .... mine can haul about four shopping carts worth of stuff.

[–] Grimtuck@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

My Merc A180 hatchback can carry more than what's in this picture. Truly pathetic.

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[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Real pound of iron vs pound of feathers energy here

Cars can’t haul bags of soil! Soil is heavy!

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The owner also can't park for shit either.

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 97 points 11 months ago (5 children)

If you have a truck and are doing gardening, you drive it to a landscaping supplier and they’ll drop soil in your truck bed with a backhoe by the cubic yard.

…the fuck is taking their truck to Walmart and buying tons of soil in plastic bags?! You’re defeating the entire purpose of having a truck.

But if you bought a Cybertruck, mayhap you don’t understand what trucks are for. Which is forgivable - there’s a lot of that going around these days.

[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 49 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you need just 8 bags worth, I’d rather get 8 bags and not deal with the hassle of loose soil. Not going to judge them for that. But to be impressed by it is silly; I’ve fit this into my sedan no problem.

[–] pixelmeow@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I could fit that and more into my Accord coupe's trunk, and have done so several times. This definitely is not the flex he thinks it is.

[–] dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah like…I wouldn’t even need to put my back seat down to fit that in my fucking golf.

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[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I wouldn't be surprised, if putting the soil in the trunk directly would brick the cybertruck.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

If it's weak to water and ground, what type of Pokemon is it?

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago
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[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It’s also weak against bugs

[–] bilb@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago

I'm sure I could transport that with my Bolt EUV if I folded the seats down. Might not even have to.

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[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 58 points 11 months ago

So this dude is impressed his car can carry the same weight as a fucking shopping trolley?

LMAO

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 58 points 11 months ago

They are bragging that their truck can handle the same amount of weight as a... Shopping cart

[–] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemm.ee 42 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The fact that people think they need a truck for this is the reason there's so many trucks on the road

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah seriously, a hot hatch or even the trunk of your average sedan could fit this.

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

My scion could fit this.

[–] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 7 points 11 months ago

In addition to what the other comment said, cost of multiple deliveries for these goods throughout the year would also be cheaper than buying a truck vs a sedan.

[–] TransSynthesist@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 11 months ago

It can haul ... checks notes .... the same amount as a human powered shopping cart.

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 31 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Bro can fit one shopping cart worth of stuff in his car.

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

A full shopping cart? I can haul that much in the back seat of my Nissan Leaf. And I don't mean the rear cargo area, I mean the back seat.

[–] Auntievenim@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why do Tesla fans always look like that

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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

These can’t be real. They are just too sad and pathetic.

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[–] harsh3466@lemmy.ml 17 points 11 months ago

FFS. I've hauled more than that in the back of my Nissan versa hatchback. Most recently 30 bags of mulch.

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I can fit that in the trunk of my sedan for crying out loud.

Cybertruck owners love to think their vehicle can do "truck things" without even having a basic understanding of what those things are.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Diogenes: Behold, a truck! (posts just the shopping cart holding the bags)

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 7 points 11 months ago

Literally zero SAG!

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[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Well this is better than the 2 bags from the other post, but I STILL fit at least that much in the trunk of my Honda fucking civic.

[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Must love his kid very much to put it in that deathtrap.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 7 points 11 months ago

I can imagine him bringing the child with him everywhere he goes to prove he’s not a virgin. It never works. Everyone just assumes he’s an uncle, foster parent, etc.

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago
[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

I’m pretty sure a Corolla hatchback can fit more.

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 11 months ago

My sports coupe fits that in the boot... Looks like 8 bags of soil, probably under 200kg.

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I would’ve fit it in my coupe. It doesn’t even have folding back seats.

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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (4 children)
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[–] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 11 months ago

That shit would fit in the back of my sedan

[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 11 months ago

Miss, an old, dingy Volvo 740 wagon can carry twice that in its cargo compartment. Could that poor excuse of a vehicle...?:

Carry already-heavy containers containing even heavier liquids

Tow heavy commercial machinery from point A to point B

Haul heavy earth materials like rocks/cement and actual soil

Transport up to five morbidly obese yet muscular construction workers without its frame giving up

[–] Zedd_Prophecy@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

If I put the top down didn't have a passenger my Miata could do this.

[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My Seat Ibiza can carry more.

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 months ago

I think maybe my cargo bike could cart that. Kid included.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 11 months ago

Woah. That's crazy.

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 6 points 11 months ago

Well at least they're happy with what they've got. Embarrassing as it is

[–] jcs@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Yet the stiff suspension of the Chevy Silverado 2500HD is barely tolerable over bumps and potholes until there's about 1000lb of payload.

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