Chickens love salad.
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Yeah chickens eat pretty much anything.I give them garden and kitchen scraps all the time.if I eat shellfish I even give them the shells after baking them again ti make it easier to break and they love that.
Yeah chickens eat pretty much anything.
Said by somebody that clearly never grew geese or peacocks.
That's some heavy-duty conjecture. Lots of birds will eat anything
Lots of birds will eat anything
Chicken won't. But you only understand that after your reference for "everything" is correctly adjusted.
I want some attack geese.
that does sound delicious.
They got nothing on swans. I once knew a painter who had guard swans. Scary as all get out.
This is why Sisko opted for genocide
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