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Said by somebody that clearly never grew geese or peacocks.
That's some heavy-duty conjecture. Lots of birds will eat anything
Chicken won't. But you only understand that after your reference for "everything" is correctly adjusted.
I want some attack geese.
They got nothing on swans. I once knew a painter who had guard swans. Scary as all get out.
that does sound delicious.