Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)
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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Please post edgier jokes to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)
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I just updated the sidebar. As a rule of thumb, if you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you should probably post it to the new community [email protected]

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I wonder how many male, middle aged US filmmakers regularly call it a "director's cut" when carving up the thanksgiving turkey for their family. (lemmy.world)
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cross-posted from: https://feddit.org/post/10365286

I mean, I would. Every year, all the time.

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Dad, what is the easiest word to say? (sh.itjust.works)
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"Drool." It rolls off the tongue.

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Shout out to all the people wondering what the opposite of in is (lemmy.world)
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Is it possible for a dad who makes terrible puns to learn how to throw ninja stars? (discuss.tchncs.de)
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Sure he can!

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An imam, a priest, and a rabbit enter a blood clinic. The nurse asked the rabbit his blood type. "I'm probably a type o," he said. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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It's not a dad joke unless it's a bad joke. (lemmy.world)
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What do you call a Linux user who only browses the Web using Lynx? (lemm.ee)
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Terminally online.

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Did you hear Hooters is going bankrupt? But they are trying a new strategy a door to door service? (lemmy.world)
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It's called Knockers.

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Something-mology (feddit.nl)
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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/35289568

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When Life Gives you a Lemon ... (piefed.jeena.net)
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Where Do Bad Rainbows Go? (lemmy.ca)
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To prism.
It's a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.

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Today I learned… (ttrpg.network)
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… that everybody who confuses correlation with causation winds up dying.

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My favorite jokes (lemmy.zip)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/35041212

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They aren't rewriting history (lemmy.starlightkel.xyz)
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How the mitey have fallen (aussie.zone)
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Why do we only have garbage? (lemmy.world)
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Yeah, why only garbeige?

Why not gargreen? Or garyellow. We have garage but not garheight or garweight. Do you measure garage in years or in garyears? I mean, everyone has ears, not just Gary. Maybe that's why there's no garyellow... What the heck is ellow anyways, Gary wouldn't ever have any of that! Not in his Garage, or his garbage, even if we all see it as garbeige.

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The most dangerous element is the element of surprise (lemmy.world)
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I hear it’s quite reactive

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After that great night's sleep, you can call me Wayne Knight. (lemmy.zip)
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Because I'm feeling like a Newman!

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Be afraid of O! (lemmy.world)
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Why are all numbers and letters afraid of O?

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A big hole was dug at the police station (lemmy.world)
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They’re currently looking into it.

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TIL that Stephen King has a son, Joseph. (ttrpg.network)
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I'm not joking …

… but he is.

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Generational Humor or Dad Joke? (infosec.pub)
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cross-posted from: https://infosec.pub/post/25404788

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Why did the man marry the baker? (dubvee.org)
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Because he was after her dough.

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