Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Chicken salad (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I want some attack geese.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

that does sound delicious.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

They got nothing on swans. I once knew a painter who had guard swans. Scary as all get out.