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[–] [email protected] 116 points 6 days ago (22 children)

This is at a restaurant. Someone paid money for cheese and raw onion on bread. What are we doing here?

[–] [email protected] 75 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Probably drinking first and eating secondarily

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (17 children)

There’s not enough booze in the world to make me rawdog an onion like this.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Raw onion on a deli sandwich is great, but maybe not quite so much...

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Pubs aren't restaurants. If your pub has menus on the table after 7pm it's not a pub. It might be a bar, depends how much they're persuading people a pint of shite lager should cost.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 days ago

They're doing it for the gains.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago (12 children)

Europe: "terrorized and colonized the world to get spices" Also Europe: "serves up absolute disgusting food like this"

What the fuck was it all for?!?!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago (2 children)

UK isn't Europe it's just some shitty island

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

British Empire: Steals all the worlds spices

Also British Empire: Refuses to use any of them

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

The people who got rich pillaging the world weren't the ones who ate like this.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Looks drier than Ben Shaprio's wife. Jesus Christ, man... Couldn't you lube it up with some condiments or something? This criminal act you call a sandwich should come with a choking hazard label.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (5 children)

I'm absolutely going to steal and search for a reason to use that first line

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That fat slice of onion looks brutal af.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago (4 children)

You misspelled "delicious."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

No they didn't.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (4 children)

that looks amazing, imma make one tonight

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

omfg I forgot that I was gonna do this and I didn't go the the heb

also, red onion is good, yellow onion is good, white onion is good, all different but all good.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (5 children)

Even if you did though you could spice this up cut up the onions fry them up a little bit melt that cheese and that bread on a pan. boom! you got a nice grilled cheese with some grilled onions

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My life is somewhat like the cheese section of a European supermarket. One half is moldy and the other half is not affordable for me.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

People really think Blitz-era Brits were so decadent? Look at how much cheese is on there! That's enough to give an elephant nightmares. And that's like half an onion!

Besides, London rats are a meal all in themselves. No need for fancy cheese and onion cobs when you can go to the bins behind your local and get a wriggling, squeaking meal washed down with some fresh bin juice for free.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

No one was putting that much cheese on a ploughman's during the war.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I see nothing wrong with this.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Well as long as we're yucking other people's yum...

People will mock this and then eat some peanut butter 🤢

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

This picture disgusts me so much that I desperately wish I could never see it again.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

A bowel contraction sandwich. Thick cut. Kills men over 50. I salute you.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

I dunno... that looks like a nice simple sandwich.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago

Just the good people of the Blur Boar Pub doing god's work, steadily battling shrinkflation one cob at a time. https://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/news/leicester-news/leicester-pub-goes-viral-gargantuan-9596401

"A Leicester city centre pub has gone viral online on account of its humongous cheese and onion cobs. The manager of The Blue Boar pub on Millstone Lane, Jo Kearley, said they get comments “every single day” on their gargantuan size, but admits that they can’t now start making them smaller. She said: “We don’t want to be labelled with the whole ‘shrinkflation’ thing. Our sort-of saying is that we aren’t ‘just a cob shop’, we also sell beer.”

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

My ancestors trail recipes are more varied than this, and half of them are just normal foods with chili poured over it. Why are you like this England actual cavemen had more varried foods, at least chop up the onion a bit more and grill the whole thing.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Is there a reason they couldn't heat any of that up?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago

3am munchies joined the chat

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Throw it in a grill and it's much better.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

"americans have no sense of taste"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Slap in some mayo and it looks like a pretty decent lunch. 🤷

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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