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To be honest, they should be called "Donut Plugs"

That's just a deformed pretzel

$1.4m in “machinery and electrical”

For real, how good can penguin electronics be?

Probably tried to take a 25% rake on everything

Well I was being facetious, but this proof of concept seems to prove me right.

Monitors are now obsolete.

Nice hat, captain obvious.

Ooo someone painted words on my grass, I am in terror.

The best friends are always made by one side nuking the other into oblivion

Let us know when you start contributing to 'making this place better'

I mean... it's not wrong. She even celebrates it in the next reply.

The council wanted anyone who witnesses suspicious activity on public land to contact police.

People should totally not report every roadworks where there are cones.