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[–] bebabalula@feddit.dk 97 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 10 months ago (2 children)

*Boo

(But having a book instead is always nice.)

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I choose to believe it was meant as a warning, because GP is going to yeet a book at your head. But with a fair warning.

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[–] bebabalula@feddit.dk 8 points 10 months ago

I always use “book” as an insult. Especially since my phone autocorrect was updated…

[–] xordos@lonestarlemmy.mooo.com 4 points 10 months ago

which is bigger? TREE(3) vs

((...(1 room of stacked papers ) room of paper) room of paper)...)) room of paper

The number of brackets in above expression is, eh, ok, you got the idea.

/s

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[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 81 points 10 months ago (8 children)

Uranium generates that energy by fission. The hydrogen in sugar could generate huge amounts of energy if fused.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 59 points 10 months ago

And this boulder could generate huge amounts of energy if I pushed it up to the top of Mt. Kilimanjaro and let it roll down.

44 upvotes and 0 downvotes for a comment that doesn't understand that energy density measurements like this tend to measure the useful energy of a system.

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 20 points 10 months ago (16 children)

How much more energy would you get if you fused uranium?

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 74 points 10 months ago

Using the rule of thumb, anything heavier than iron requires energy input to fuse. So you lose energy fusing uranium.

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Serious answer: A huge negative amount. Anything above iron requires energy to fuse (which is why it produces energy from fission.) and I'm pretty sure nothing with 184 protons could be stable enough to count as being produced - the nuclei would be more smashed apart than merging at that point.

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[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago (6 children)

It's disappointing that natural selection didn't figure out fusion.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

It figured out photosynthesis instead. Why do your own fusion when you can just take advantage of the fusion that's already happening?

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] DoYouNot@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I mean, technically it already has.

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[–] Redex68@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Whilst I get your point, their point is still valid in the sense that you just can't extract that energy from gasoline in a more efficient manner than just burning it. For practical purposes, gasoline truly is that much less energy dense.

[–] Suoko@feddit.it 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

For comparison:

  • Chemical combustion of uranium: ~4.7 MJ/kg
  • Nuclear fission of uranium-235: ~83.14 TJ/kg (or $ 83.14 \times 10^6 , \text{MJ/kg} $)
[–] qaz@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Do you have a Lemmy client that supports mathematical functions?

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 4 points 10 months ago

Built-in LaTeX support would be so cool (and not that hard, Mathstodon has it)

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[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

and all would generate the same if thrown to something capable of lossless e=mc^2 conversion (maybe a black hole)

[–] sga@lemmings.world 8 points 10 months ago (4 children)

sadly black holes go to something like 42% conversion (source: some minute physics video i think)

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[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

In theory, yes. In practice, of those two only fission is currently viable.

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[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 76 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If we could consume uranium, you could have a teaspoon's worth and be done with eating for the rest of your life.

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 150 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think that's technically true regardless.

[–] Trollception@sh.itjust.works 24 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I wonder if that's actually factual or not. Uranium by itself isn't too terribly dangerous. It's the whole fission byproducts thing that's the buzz kill.

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You would get heavy metal poisoning, same as if you ate a chunk of lead

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Radioactivity inside your body is very bad bad

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] KiwiHuman@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

Also it depends on the isotope of uranium. Something you could find naturally isn't too dangerous, but something enriched too be used as fuel or for wepons is significantly more radioactive.

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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Bah, that graph needs antimatter.

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[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 19 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Incorrect, if you aren't a bitch about it. Fuse that gasoline!

[–] blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I was thinking the same thing. It's unfair compare chemical energy to nuclear energy. Coal still kind of sucks, but the hydrogen in the others could definitely be used in fusion...

[–] Shayeta@feddit.org 20 points 10 months ago (3 children)

It is perfectly fair in the context of "fuel", a resource used to produce energy. Whether energy is generated via chemical or nuclear reaction is irrelavent in this case.

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[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Yes boss, I did work out the dynamic range of that log amplifier we wanted to use in our next product's sensor PCB, it's 80dB.

The results are over here. (points to a roll of A-4 paper)

It has 40 data points and only took me 1 week, 10 pencils, and 20 erasers to plot the chart. Yeah I can present it, it'll take me 10 minutes to roll it out, pin it down, and fetch the A-frame ladder.

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[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Weird thing I’ve noticed:

Logs are taught in high school. Absolutely no one seems to remember what they are after the unit test, much less high school. I’ve even reminded other math instructors about how to use them.

Why do people have such a hard time learning to use and understand logs?

I love this comic, and it’s going to replace my weird “let’s talk about how this makes the distance between us and Alpha Centauri, and us and Earendil easier to understand” bit.

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Jerry Hathaway still wants 5 megawatts by mid-May.

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