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Please fucking do this Canada
Hell make us multiple provinces.
New England province
Cascadian province
Great Lakes province
Rocky Mountains province (capitol in Colorado of course)
And the rest: dumbfuckistan
Professor Maxine Welkers of the University of Toronto Economics Dept. explains, “Given Americans’ low literacy rates, costly health insurance, and how much animal shit their FDA allows in their food, Canada annexing the U.S. is really more of a humanitarian gesture.”
That line is gold.
And true.
Ha! They can keep their wasteland. We don't need it.
i don't want to be in a country with Ohio though
It'll get renamed to 'Oh, hi eh!'
Sorry
Easy fix: Dig an Ohio-sized hole, fill Lake Erie back up with water and call it the Gulf of Intelligence.
hurt us daddy canada, we've been bad
The US is gonna be Carnegeddoned.
USA? You mean North Mexico?
Invest in yellow light filters for Hollywood cameras, this shit is loco.
Washingtonian here. Always loved Canada, just waiting to be annexed in.
Annex Oregon also!
Can we make some of them territories so they can’t vote.
The whole thing, can’t risk it. Plus it’s way easier to avoid any attacks on being biased if no.
However, we should make Puerto Rico a province.
Make Puerto Rico their bosses
“But then Trump went and, to use a macro-economic term, ‘shot America in the dick’. So now it’ll be easier to just buy the whole place.”
The greatest line Carney will ever utter.
What for? Why would anyone want to buy (even for free) 300 million of Americans?
They didn't say they'd be keeping the people.
just a portion of magats voting would be enough to ruin canada within a decade, unless it's made only a 'territory' with a just single riding (like yukon, nwt, and nunavut each have)
Imagine Canada owning the Grand Canyon and Yosemite National Park.
We would be undeniably the most beautiful country in the world.
Canada already is undeniably the most beautiful country in the world. We don't need Yosemite lol
This is like going to the adoption agency and asking for the meanest, most disruptive child and then adopting that one.
idea: you guys invade and enslave all the rich white people, turn the entire thing into a streaming series.
New Yorkers rejoice knowing they're no longer the rudest countrymen now that the Quebecois are included
Sorry, we can only do with a 4th territory at best.
Nobody doing the math on the number of seats that "province" would have? All other provinces would lose their power. You think the pull Ontario and Quebec have is bad? Hooo boy.
We can do an administrative region, and pull a Puerto Rico on them.
We don’t want that dumpster fire. No thank you.
Some of the states are cool. Let MAGA have their own states, so they can find out for themselves how their experiment sucks.
None of the states are cool. Outside of the cities and urban areas its a red majority country. Incredibly racist and misogynist.
No thank you
Just do it already. I'll fight to be Canadian 💪🍁
I do wish USA was like Canada
MY BODY IS READY.
I'll chug maple syrup. Learn to ride a moose. Whatever it takes. But please make this happen.
Keep it, we're good.