Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

How to tag: To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz

Here are the current tags:

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(BTW, I’m looking for someone to help mod here! I myself would not be enough if this community goes beyond a few posts a day.)

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Oreo omelette (www.youtube.com)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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I love pickles, I love cheese puffs but they do not belong together. The first one tasted alright, but each subsequent puff was worse than the last. I ate about a quarter of the bag before I just gave up in disgust and tossed it

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mmm ham (midwest.social)
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 

[meta] facebook to be exact

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It's like chicken Kiev without the chicken.

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They gave it a 5/5! Amazing.

  • Take the cheapest frozen pizza you can find
  • Blend it in a blender, adding alfrado for liquidity
  • Break pasta in half, boil
  • Add pizza sauce to pasta!
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19837626

Okay but unironically candy pizza is good

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/11493972

If your friends ask what youre doing, just tell them that youre a French chef.

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Rizza (lemmy.today)
submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 
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gas station hot dog (midwest.social)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 

not mine. just a [meta] meme, not oc. obviously criminal

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If it's meat, looks like Rocky Mountain Oysters. Thought of this fine community the instant I saw it. Your guess is as good as mine. OP stated, 'Good God !!! Please don’t tell me they’re some animal’s kidneys - that’s going too far , pizza explorers…… baaarf!!!!!'.

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