Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition
Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.
Right now, here’s the rules:
- Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
- It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
- No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.
How to tag:
To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz
Here are the current tags:
- Edited - The image was manipulated with editing software.
- OC - You made this cursed food yourself!
- Meta - Relating to the community itself.
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Hell I'm down
Can't wait to freeze them and use them as ice cubes in my scotch.
Are you gonna do a clam Macallan chowder, or glenfiddich gazpacho, or maybe a chicken noodle blue label?
Chunky Beef Stewichladdich
Creamy Chicken and Brauchentosholli
Beef Ardbargley
Balveggie
Tomato Speysil
Italian Dalwhedding
Glenlentil
Macallaroni and Bean
Glenlentil
One more lentilagavulin
Hearty Chicken Noodalmore
...i tried cooking fava beans with uigeadail once: it turned out f*cking disgusting...
Hard clam chowder candy would slap!
And just like that a thousand Scots picked up their sword and started walking towards your location.
You can do this with normal soup though
Progresso is a food crime in any form.
Is this a "all canned soup is bad" pedestal or specifically against Progresso? I tend to go for them when I want a better canned soup, but maybe my palet just isn't refined enough.
They're all bad, but honestly, Campbell's/Chunky tastes better, and has more veggies /meat. I don't know if this is specific to my marketing location or not, but it's my personal experience.
I'll try 'em
I want mentholated ones
I want methadone ones
Bouillon cube?
Would a chicken noodle soup candy be the ultimate cough drop?
On the one hand, this is an actual crime.
On the other hand, the main reason I hate soup is the textural nightmare of having a liquid with squishy chunks in it, so technically still not as bad as actual soup.
soup is overly diluted stew
Let me put it this way: if your waiter accidentally dumped that much water into your plate of stew while serving it you'd send it back.
Always goes wrong at the dessert. Oh well, we'll get it eventually
These would be great to throw at people walking by on the street. THIS IS A FOOD CRIME