MrJameGumb

It sounds contrived. That's why it irritates me anyway lol

I feel the same way about the term "dead ass"... It just sounds like someone's trying too hard for some reason

So she turned you down when you invited her to play video games in your mom's basement?

Get the broom. No cat can withstand being shooed away with a broom. They hate that shit

So the person you stole these pictures from pissed you off or something? You just gonna keep posting her pictures all day?

You sure did buddy 👍

Sure buddy, that's what I said. You got me 👏

I'm not particularly bitter about it, it's just a fact of life at the moment. What I do take exception to though are people who like to condescendingly suggest that all life's problems could be solved by just heading to the Caribbean or Europe for a few weeks. If I could afford to just pick up and go wherever whenever I felt like it then most of my issues would already be resolved lol

Vape cartridges??? Don't be ridiculous! That would be ABSURD! I feed it with a refillable vape mod

Maybe that's how YOUR brain works...

Here's a map of mine:

Cool. Is this your way of telling me that you're going to pay for me to go traveling? That would be great, thanks 👍

Thanks! This is my second attempt at this kind of pattern so I'm trying to exercise a bit more patience this time lol

As someone who has done both (occasionally at the same time even), there is a HUGE difference between getting too high and getting too drunk. Getting too high is way safer lol much less likely to get into any real trouble and you'll for sure remember everything that happened