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I love pickles, I love cheese puffs but they do not belong together. The first one tasted alright, but each subsequent puff was worse than the last. I ate about a quarter of the bag before I just gave up in disgust and tossed it

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pick up a pack of pickle puffs please.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If Peter Piper popped a piece of pickle puffs…

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

how many puffs would a pickle puff pickle if a pickle puff could puff pickles?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Where'd you get this? I want this

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I found it at a 7-Eleven.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Dill flavoured chips are good, so maybe that's what You thought.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I love these! They’re great.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah well, you make clothes out of young women's skin so I don't know if I can rely on your taste.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I think you have me confused with Jack Gordon, from Calumet City? I hear he sometimes goes by John Grant as well though. I just recently moved in here, but Mrs. Lippman had a son maybe he could help you? I have his card somewhere. Do you mind stepping inside, while I look for it?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Wont somebody please think of the pickles? Just eating their balls like that!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If you intend to play pickeball, these are indeed the wrong type of pickle ball for it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Did they poyk up your goykins?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

all they gotta do is sell one bag to every man woman and child in america then it's goodbye pickles hello hawaii

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

The reason you didn't enjoy them so much is because you were not drunk enough.