MacNCheezus

joined 2 years ago
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

Danke dir. Ist hausgemacht.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 6 points 2 days ago

Naja, find du mir erstmal ein besseres transparentes PNG mit Marzipan drin und dann reden wir weiter.

Das hat man davon, wenn man seine Michmichs selber macht…

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)
 
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 6 points 3 days ago

Germany has entered the chat

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 points 4 days ago

He was at the wrong place at the wrong time

 
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 7 points 5 days ago
10 PRINT “Women bad”
20 PRINT “Men bad”
30 GOTO 10
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 points 5 days ago

It’s been there even since you slammed the door too hard when you were drunk

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 points 6 days ago

I had an old, dusty laptop that needed some serious cleaning recently, so I went to the store to buy one of these. Was rather surprised that they’d make me go to the counter and show my ID before allowing me to purchase one, but now I know why.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 6 days ago

I’ll take the ketamine, thanks

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

@Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com will not be happy about this

 
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I hope this is corny enough for y’all

 
 
 
 

Cool fan made video: https://youtu.be/BXwBaIPstYc

Try to find the biggest subwoofer you can to fully appreciate this. Your phone or laptop won’t do it justice (bonus free whole body massage included if you do).

 
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