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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

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  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Serve with mayonnaise.

😂 There's a kind of innocent madness in this "recipe" that makes me happy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

This absolutely screams "I was zooted on lithium when I came up with this" 🫤

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

making the mayo optional was the only mercy to be found in this recipe.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I love how fast and loose this plays with the definition of "salad".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Right? Cover a fucking donut with mayonnaise, serve it on a single leaf of lettuce - boom, salad.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This has to be fake. No one would combine these.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Post war cooking was wild.