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Romming my Android phones was a lot of fun. Would recommend. Except the few times the screen went black for slightly too long and I puckered so hard I embossed the chair I was sitting on.

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Great game. It’s got tower defence, rts and ohfuckohfuckohfuck elements.

Back to Crystal Maze for some nostalgia and escape room vibes.

It’s not bingable, however as some of the contestants spike my blood pressure.

I swear only my dick is gay, bro.

PR reviews take the most time, eliminating those saved us loads of time.

QA were also bogging us down, axed them too. Now we’re flying.

The Social Security Infrastructure rebuild should be done in a matter of weeks! At least that’s what Copilot says.

Married her because she owns the gym, bros. Free 24/7 access.

But have to give her attention and a kid or she’ll take away my access, bros.

What do I do, bros, working on pb deadlift this month, bros. I’m so close.

Be a man.

‘git commit -am “changes”’

Mobile app users get annoyed if you push too many updates. So you gotta pace yourself.

Does vaginal birthing a son turn them into a daughter? Wife is getting contractions, need answer asap. Plz bros!!

I completely agree. Not mentioned in my spiel is the constant human QA effort, each ticket merged gets checked, releases get a week of testing before release to the public.

Also, yeah. I’m iOS frontend. I make pixels dance. Either I leave security to Keychain or I hope (read: confirm) backend is sanitising inputs.

Rogue-like: Randomly generated levels, high difficulty, ‘run’ based with very limited continuity between runs. (Generally, items and resources gained on a run are lost when the run ends, usually there is an exception that lets you improve some aspect of your character for the next run)

Deckbuilder: Actions, movement and/or abilities are controlled by randomly drawing power cards from a deck. Spent cards are move to a discard pile. When your draw pile is empty, shuffle the discard pile and move it to the draw pile.

During the game, cards can be added and removed from the deck, allowing the player to tune their decks for a desired playstyle.