As an alpha male, I can only cum when I look at another alpha male straight in the eyes while holding an alpha male's cock in each of my hand. We call it T-blast, you need to do it at least twice a week to keep your level high.
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This is why they should be drinking their own cum, it's a huge testosterone boost
Just wash it down with some orange Fanta.
Please don't do that, semen is basic and reacts badly with acids in soft drink. That being said, why does it have to be so bitter?😥
So with this logic, real men make sure to suck and fuck as many dicks per day as possible. Gottit
It's just about the only legal, non-prescription way to really get your testosterone through the roof.
Fellas. Is it gay to have sex with women?
So gay men are the most masculine men out there is what I am picking up from this (☞゚ヮ゚)☞
Sex between two men is the manliest thing in existence. Not a single woman on sight, only testosterone 💪💪💪
Sooo... to "be a real man" you need to be gay now or what is it they are saying?
That was kind of what I got out of this. Are there straight guys out there who really don't like eating pussy?
A buddy of mine. Just refuses to. Never elaborated, I didn't ask. Probably part of why his marriage didn't last.
By that logic, my deep love for the act should ensure mine will last forever.
It used to be a racial thing, like only white guys would do it. Probably has to do with the hyperactive degree of masculinity signalling in black and hispanic cultures, at least back in the gangsta rap era. Now we're in the age of white Republican masculinity signalling, so I guess it's their thing now.
I will say from back in the days of yore when a girl would let me anywhere near her it did strike me as a bit gross, but I did enjoy seeing her enjoy it. I think the fact that it's a bit gross and she enjoys it means it's kind of subservient, so you can't be an alpha male if you do it. Says a lot about how so much of this sort of fundamentalist masculinity culture is pretending about what men want rather than being about what men really want.
That's a much bigger topic though.
It was a major plot point on one of the seasons of The Sopranos. Junior ordered a hit on Tony Soprano after Tony found out that Junior ate pussy and teased him for it.
Of all the notions that exist around hypermasculinity, this one is the weirdest.
So that's why so many trans girls are lesbians 🤔
This dude better start chugging miles of cock in a truck stop bathroom in order to absorb all those manly testosterone filled juices.
I joked around 10 years ago that the ultimate Leftie Psy-op would be convincing chuds that straight sex makes you gay.
Real hetero cis men only have sex with other real hetero cis men, preferably more than one at a time, to avoid lowering their male-ness. That's the only way to keep our society alive, obviously.
Pfffrt. These jokers are such idiots.
having raw PiV sex is gay
Lmao it's settled art mimics life
FELLAS, IS IT GAY TO FUCK A WOMAN IN THE PUSSY?
I ONLY HAVE SEX WITH MANLY MEN AND ALWAYS SWALLOW, THAT WAY I'M ALWAYS INGESTING TESTOSTERONE (VERY MANLY)
ANY OF MY FELLOW MASCULINE PATRIOTS CAN RELATE?
OK people really do backflips to justify why their version of gender/sexuality is the best one so I can see why the top person exists.
But the bottom one HAS to be satire, right? "Reproductive sex is forcefem" cannot be a real viewpoint. They're mocking the top person, by baiting them into abstaining from sex outright.
Right...? I hate that I'm not sure anymore.
I dunno, I feel pretty manly when I make a woman cum.
So by extension, listening to women and being attentive is also manly.
No, you see that's gay.
When you let a woman talk, and you listen attentively to her, she is verbally topping you, making you a sissigaeboi. It's very manly and secure to shout over women whenever they speak to force their word-penises out of your ears (the buttholes of the brain). Don't get earcucked, fellas.
It is a miracle that these guys survive to reproductive age.
Is that why neo-fascist women are so fucking miserable?
As a socialist pussy eater I don't feel any need to walk around waving my masculinity at people. Maybe the real issue is that the neo-fascist non-pussy eaters have such delicate masculinity that they're afraid to do anything that might hurt it.
Left wing babes are welcome to sit on my face any time. I'll take that risk.
Yes, please do us all a favor and only have gender affirming manly sex with other mysoginist dudes
I ride bareback on the regular. The only way I keep my T-levels elevated is by eating a raw onion a day. Sometimes two.
I agree. Having sex with women is the gayest thing a straight man could do.
Women are soft and gentle, and fucking them is effeminate. Real men only fuck rough, hairy, manly men!
Really, to be a true man, you should only be having gay sex. Women are too feminine and bring you down by proxy.
have sex with trans men and slurp up the bonus T
i live by the pussy, i die by the pussy.
Nothing as manly as gay sex.
It is impossible to be performed by any women.
You heard it here first, ladies: the left knows how to eat pussy. You're welcome.
r/deadbedrooms ~~(nvm, i dont know how it works on this site)~~
It's all fun and games posting extremist propaganda, until you hear that the christo-fascists in power right now actually do want to ban sodomy.
The cope is strong with these chuds. Convinced that their virginal bodies are by choice. One handy away from dropping all pretense and swimming in soy.
So did a couple of rightwingers just out themselves as shitty lovers or what the hell is this cope? XD
if i eat more pussy does that mean more estrogen and then i’m more girl???? does someone volunteer